Homosexual activity cause of earthquake, Shas MK says

[Scurrilous]

'The Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes,' Benizri says regarding last Friday's tremor

http://www.ynetnews.com/articles/0,7340,L-3509263,00.html

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"The recent earthquake that was felt across Israel was the result of the "homosexual activity practiced in the country", Knesset Member Shlomo Benizri said Wednesday.

During a special Knesset session on Israel's preparedness for the possibility of another earthquake hitting the region, the Shas member said "the Gemara refers to earthquakes as disasters, but you are searching only for the practical solutions how to prevent and repair.

"But I no of another way to prevent earthquakes; the Gemara mentions a number of causes of earthquakes, one of which is homosexuality, which the Knesset legitimizes," Benizri said.

An earthquake registering 5.3 on the Richter Scale was felt by residents across Israel at 12:36 pm Friday. The trembling lasted for 19 seconds and shook structures in many major towns and cities."

[LeftCoast]

1. I've heard of earth-shattering sex before, but this is a bit much.

:)

[Duke Newcombe]

2. ...if this planet is rockin'...

...oh, nevermind...you know the rest! :)


Duke

[cbayer]

3. I've heard homosexual activity always causes an earthquake.

But I wouldn't know, because I'm not homosexual or anything.

No, seriously. I'm not.

Stop it sillly!!

:rofl:

edited to add silly emoticon wishing to make it clear that i am just joking around.

[Kutjara]

4. Is there some global competition...

...for stupidest opinion ever? It seems that, every day, some new chucklenuts pipes up with a comment of such breathtaking vapidity that it's hard to imagine anyone being able to top it. What's amazing is that someone always does.

I can't wait for tomorrow.

[orleans]

5. link

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V9lcCFI_4XA

[DCKit]

6. Sheeeeit. They should be handing out Viagra.

One long weekend and a huge circuit party and there goes the Dome of the Rock.

[Berry Cool]

7. Aw, this is nonsense.

It's the dogs and cats living together that's doing it.

The Lord says, a dog shall not lie with a cat as with another dog, for it is an abomination.



I mean, come on. Anything that creates THIS much pleasure HAS to be wrong.

[LeftishBrit]

8. The one thing that seems to unite the extremist freaks of all the world's major religions!

Everything bad that happens is caused by TEH GAY!!!

Sad that they unite far more over hatred than over anything else.

[Crunchy Frog]

9. I thought it was caused by the Gaza evacuation.

Or maybe that was Hurricane Katrina and Sharon's stroke. I have trouble keeping track sometimes.

[sabbat hunter]

10. goes to show you

there are nuts in every religion.