Republicans are encouraging voters to vote absentee because...

[JohnnyCougar]

they will attack (or fake attack) some polling station on electoin day to keep everyone home. Therefore only absentee ballots are counted and republicans win!

I certainly hope this hypothesis is just due to my tinfoil hat :tinfoilhat: and not the brutal reality that BushCo are the most evil sons of bitches to run this country.

I don't care if I have to slay the devil himself...I'm going out to vote on election day!

[Lefta Dissenter]

1. I'm working at the polls

in our township. I figure the repugs can't attack every little town hall, school and fire station! :shrug:

[JohnnyCougar]

4. all they have to do is attack one

and everyone will be scared.

[freetobegay]

6. I can't speak for their side

But your not giving our side much credit, are you?

[JohnnyCougar]

7. yeah...you're right

It's the freepers that are most controlled by fear anyways. They're the ones who would stay home.

I know they're gonna try something, though. The school "turrrr alert" was bad enough. Maybe I'm just paranoid.

[Davis_X_Machina]

2. They wanted to lock votes in...

...before the debates.

Before 'buyer's remorse' could kick in.

[Arancaytar]

5. Yes, they're slipping in the polls now...

So they want to secure their voters while they're pro-Bush. More people turn to Kerry every day, just look at all the polls. So naturally, they would like it best if the election could just be today.

[AP]

3. Everyone encourages early voting. They always have.

The fewer people you need to reach on election day, the better.