This Is The Best I've Ever Seen Bush

[demwing]

Naaah, Kerry rocked.

Kerry was President. President Kerry. Commander in Chief.

Leader.Of.The.Free.World. Oh yeah, thats what I'm talking about!

Bush was a spittle flinging, Osama ignoring, creepy smile faced debate loser.

LOOOOSER.

Still, I guess that was the best I've ever seen Bush!

Fuckin' sad really...

[jean]

1. for me #2 was the best bush performance just because he seemed more

comfortable walking around, winking at the audience and being expansive. Tonight he worked very hard and came up with next to nothing.

[demwing]

2. Uhm, Jean?

:whispers: I was being a sarcastic goober!

[jean]

4. sorry - I'm feeling serious this am...carry on with the gooberism please!

[autorank]

3. Stellar performance!

Bush made major improvements in that he displayed few facial tics, lacked clear symptoms of a movement disorder, and seemed to show fewer symptoms of a neurological disorder. Kerry just looked presidential.

[foo_bar]

5. unless you count the lip spittle

[autorank]

6. Geebus farqing rist, I forgot the lip spittle! arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhggg

[ThePhilosopher04]

7. Bush on his best day, simply can't measure up to John Kerry...

John Kerry is a thoroughbred, Bush is a rented mule!

[leftofthedial]

8. bush avoided curling into a fetal ball

and shitting himself

yup!

his best performance ever!

[bagnana]

9. roseanna roseanna dana moment tonight.

Could not listen to anything Bush said because of spittle.

[demwing]

10. The spit ball

"So I was sitting next to George Bush, you know? That very smarty President guy who thinks he knows everything? But what this dumb Texan didn't know was that he had this little, teeny, tiny ball of spit right here, hanging off the tip of his lip. It was just hanging there! It wouldn't fall off! Like if he turned his head, it wouldn't fall off. If he stood up it didn't fall off, if he stretched it wouldn't come off, and when he picked little pieces of cow poop from his boots it wouldn't fall off. That little spit ball just wouldn't fall off. So I yelled at him, I said, "Hey, Dubya! Flick that spit ball off your lip! What are you trying to do, make me sick?"

special thanks to Gilda Radner, wherever she may be...