What Animal Should Be Featured in a DNC Ad?

[Sparkly]

Poll question: What Animal Should Be Featured in a DNC Ad?

The new RNC ad has wolves.
An old Reagan ad had a bear.

What's a good animal for a DNC ad against B/C?

[Walt Starr]

1. Sheep

being lead to the slaughter.

[Sparkly]

3. Good one!

I can't believe I left out sheep, and chimps. :)

[Yuugal]

15. lamb for dinner

I'd like to see a Kerry response ad that has the same group of wolves, but then they pan back and show a flock of sheep being watched by them. They zoom in real close to hear the wolves talking. One wolf talks about gutting social security next term, another talks about packing the supreme court with more wolves, then one of them asks whats for dinner.....and they all chuckle. The camera pans over to the sheep who are wearing Wolf04 hats. One of them bleats "staaaaaay the course"

[Claire Beth]

28. good one! yes!

[tcfrogs]

2. Other - goat

you know why!

[Hamlette]

16. right, My Pet Goat

the DNC should do an ad showing the footage of the wolves from Bush's ad and then show what Bush did when the wolves circled, <cut to Bush reading My Pet Goat>

Voiceover "The first thing a president has to understand is where the wolves are. They were not in Iraq. They were in Torra Borra before Bush let them get away. Bush should spend more time reading about wolves and less time reading about goats."

[bluedog]

4. snake

sneaky..eyes beady.ooops..that cheney

[dogtag]

5. Chicken.

Terra, terra, terra, fear, fear, fear, be afraid, be afraid, be very afraid....

Are we now officially the chickenshit country?

[klook]

6. Canadian geese

with vials of flu vaccine strapped to their legs

[Sparkly]

7. haHA!!

Our best hope, I guess! :hi:

[nonconformist]

8. Lemmings being led off the side of a cliff.

Poignant.

[progressivebydesign]

9. Hamster on a wheel.... going in circles. n/t

[onehandle]

10. A goat. Specifically, "The Pet Goat".

On edit I just noticed someone above suggested this and I must give them credit.

[951]

11. Bush

OOOH OOOH AHHH AHHH UMMM UMMM!

[Skidmore]

12. A weasel, or a

hyena cackling as he watches another predator hunt and anticipates carrion for dinner.

[bloom]

13. I can picture sheep and chickens and goats all running around w/flags

running after Bush*, Cheney, & Rumsfeld who fly off in some fancy military transport as all the animals fall over a cliff.

[Z_I_Peevey]

14. Had to go with turkeys;

they are notoriously stupid birds who will drown while looking skyward. Plus their meat will put you to sleep.

[DrFunkenstein]

17. A Horse's Ass

With the simple text:

"George W. Bush is a horse's ass. Don't take our word for it. The next time you see him, ask yourself, "Is this man a horse's ass?"

"I'm John Kerry and, sure, I approve this message. Why the hell not?"

[Lilli]

19. If ads really said what the candidates thought!

:)

[Cocoa]

18. leeches n/t

[jayfish]

20. A Dung Beetle.

They just keep rolling everything up. The deficit, fear, hatred. just keep rolling.





Jay

[Demonaut]

21. a feral pig

[Snivi Yllom]

22. chameleon

it changes its color to hide its motives

[progressivebydesign]

23. Hmmm... What EATS wolves??? Use that!!! n/t

[KittyWampus]

30. Vultures?

[blindpig]

24. a whole gang of parasites

ticks, lice, fleas, bot flies, leeches, round worms, you get the idea.

[rndmprsn]

25. Eagle - they already have one out...

with an eagle who see everything and soars vs an ostrich with its head in the ground.

http://www.democrats.org/

[JohnnyCougar]

26. A chimpanzee, of course

someone should make one with the different faces of Bush next to chimps making the same face!!

[KittyWampus]

27. Dinosaur- A Bunch Of Jumbo Reptiles Headed For Extinction

= the GOP

[Robert Oak]

29. Goats with Bush reading my pet goat

[gottaB]

31. Ostriches

Other interesting possibilities outside the animal kingdom....

For satirical purposes ostriches are splendid.

[demwing]

32. Goats, weasels, sheep, vultures, and dinosaurs

each has an emotional image associated, each image represents the GOP

[ElsewheresDaughter]

33. calico cats