A fly on the wall at the Crawford ranch...

[kentuck]

Wonder what he heard today down at the ranch? Isn't this the day Bush took off ? Does anyone know who else was at the ranch? I suppose all the big guns were there...Karl Rove, Dick Cheney, Karen Hughes....

"Well, Karl, this shit is getting too close for comfort...what can we do?

"Dubya, we're going after Kerry tomorrow...we've been looking for some old girl friends or some sex tales but we haven't been successful yet..."

"You'd better find something quick or we'll be moving back to the country for good.....Karen, what d'ya think??

"Mr president, I think we need to keep hammering him on weak on terrorism and then we'll make this week the "gay-marriage" issue week...we just have to figure out how we're going to do it... it's a lot harder to talk about other gay people when the whole world now knows we have gays in our own family...."

"I need y'all to help me out, now...OK?"
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They're getting ready to declare November the 2nd, National Celibacy Day.....No Bush and No Dick.. :)

[senseandsensibility]

1. LOL

Sounds as good as anything else they've come up with....