Bush concession speech text!

[Comicstripper]

I just found a copy! Creepy, huh? Listen:

"<"Mission Accomplished" banner displayed>Ladies and Gentleman, the election is over. I, and my allies, have prevailed. <*Hold for applause*>Despite overwhelming votes against us, some would even say a majority, we are on our way to another four years! <*> Now, some will say that we lost. There are those who would argue that my opponent received more votes than I did. To them I say, We will not allow the future of America to be determined by a handful of extremist voters, just as we will not let our security be determined by a handful of foreign leaders. <*> This election is too important to rely on the judgement of a few biased citizens who do not have the best interest of this nation at heart. <*, cocky grin> My opponent claims that a majority of partisan electors have given him the right to lead this country. To him, we say this: You can run for president, an' you can win, but you cannot hide! Unless you are a mass murderer! <*> We got a lot of work to do, but this is America. Freedom is on the march! The armies of compassion have sharpened their machettes of good will! God bless America, and god bless the United States!"

[dennis4868]

1. It will start with....

You know where I stand, I am resolute, being Prez is hard bla bla bla....hahaha!

[Comicstripper]

2. I love that Kerry line that says....

"You heard him, during that first debate, saying, 'It's hard work, it's hard work...' Well, Mr. President, in <#> days, I'm ready to relieve you of that hard work."
Get me every time.