This is how the freepers get their base

[Maraya1969]

Got this email today. Notice how they said this came from a BLACK CANADIAN! Nothing like trying to appear non-racist - see the joke comparing Bill Clinton to a black man as president. And I've seen several of these starting off with, "It doesn't matter what party you are in - this is hilarious" Well I don't think there is anything funny about it.




Hi ya'll, enjoy this black Canadien comedian humor


Missing Bill Clinton

It doesn't matter what party you are this is absolutely hilarious.

A black comedian was on a Canadian TV show and this is part of the dialog. He said that he misses Bill Clinton.

"Yep, that's right - I miss Bill Clinton! He was the closest thing
we ever got to having a black man as President.

Number 1- He played the sax.
Number 2- He smoked weed.
Number 3-He had his way with ugly white women.

Even now? Look at him... his wife works, and he don't! And, he gets a check from the government every month.

Manufacturers announced today that they will be stocking
America's shelves this week with "Clinton Soup," in honor of one of the nations' most distinguished men. It consists primarily of a weenie in hot water.
Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will be in production in Canada this
year.

When asked what he thought about foreign affairs, Clinton
replied, "I don't know, I never had one."

American Indians nicknamed Bill Clinton "Walking Eagle" because
he is so full of crap he can't fly.

Clinton lacked only three things to become one of America's
finest leaders: integrity, vision, wisdom.

Clinton was doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly and Moe.

The Clinton revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the
truth as I know it, the whole truth as I believe it to be,
and nothing but what I think you need to know."

Clinton will be recorded in history as the only President to do
Hanky Panky between Bushes.

[hippiepunk]

1. Fuck that asshole.

I guarentee it was written by some white fuckin' freeper.

[ashmanonar]

2. yea, except half of those jokes

are just stupid, and the other half were originally told about bush.

like that walking eagle joke. definitely told about bush. never even seen it told about clinton.

just more clinton bashing, ignore it.

[FreedomAngel82]

14. How lame

These people can't even come up with their own jokes. What asses.

[ashmanonar]

16. well, we know that most artists

indeed, almost all artists, are liberal-leaning...unless they're complete and utter hacks.

i guess this proves my point. :D

[EVDebs]

3. Bush can never say 'he made the economy sing' like Clinton eom

[kliljedahl]

4. Those are all urban legend type E-mails

that have been going around forever. The original walking Eagle was about *

http://politicalhumor.about.com/library/jokes/bljokebushwalkingeagle.htm
They've just been attributed now to one non-existent person. Haven't you learned to ignore these "chain E-mails" yet?



http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Maraya1969]

5. Well I think we need to grab the email addresses and respond

and start sending them photos of the horrors of the war in Iraq.


We can't just sit there are bitch about it. We have to respond and expose these people. I have done my part and sent so many "Respond to All"s around I have base of people of my own that hate me. I don't care though because if it gets through to one person then it is worth it.

[kliljedahl]

6. Good idea

I've been doing the same thing with links to one of the Urban Legends sites discounting it. Yours is a really good idea. It's a good tactic & one I'm going to start doing.Since it was your idea, you need to post it as a suggestion & see if it flies. I think it might.


http://www.kliljedahl.net

[Maraya1969]

12. Is there a suggestion forum? I've looked all around.

I try to send this message out all the time. You can put it up somewhere if you want. I have no problem with that. I just think we need to get moving and get a good, "base".

[DulceDecorum]

11. ... and here is such a link from the Black Commentator.

http://www.blackcommentator.com/133/133_think_racism_military.html

Read it,
and weep.
:cry:

[Canuckistanian]

7. If he IS Canadian

He won't get many laughs from we Canadians. He'd be booed off the stage. We like and respect Clinton and universally agree that the Chimp is an idiot.

[lostinacause]

17. Alberta?!?!

[OneTwentyoNine]

8. Yeah....Peace,prosperity and LOW gas prices really sucked for 8 years...

I guess the idiot could have listed all the good things Bush has done since 2001 but he'd end up with a blank sheet to email out.

[Lexingtonian]

9. oh yeah, Right wing "humor"

Always playing on the one note they always do. Resentment/jealousy/desire to degrade.

[Mad_Dem_X]

25. Their obsession with sex overrides everything else

The only thing they can attack Clinton on is his sex life, and they are so fixated on anything sexual they can't argue about any other topic. Calling them adolescents would be an insult to real adolescents.

[applegrove]

10. I heard/read the walking eagle joke made about George W. Bush

Are Canadians being wedged?

I say DUPE & CRAP

[blm]

13. These chain emails are generated by some staff at Bob Jones University.

They have been doing it for many years. They are the same team who started the FAX stories about McCain's "out-of-wedlock black baby" and just about every scum of the earth RW chain email you encounter.

[libodem]

15. None of that is funny

it is crude and mean. This stupid stuff makes me so mad, too. Why should I let it bother me so much????AAAGGGGHHHH!!!!

[ComerPerro]

18. Wow. Clinton jokes. How fresh and current

[ashmanonar]

21. yep, cuz you know, it's only been 5 years

since clinton was in office.

[cquik18]

19. Call me crazy....

but some of those jokes are pretty damn funny! Especially the soup joke, and hanky panky between the Bushes...let's face it, Big Dog should have kept his pee-pee zipped up, or at least gotten with someone who would keep quiet....Did the comedian have any Bush jokes on tap as well?

Besides a black Canadian is like a supermodel chef...IT DON'T EXIST! :-p

[alittlelark]

20. uh, yeah....

[kiki]

22. Can I call you a retard instead?

Sorry, that was mean. But still funnier than those "jokes".

[Mutley]

23. ???

[cquik18]

26. Well, I expected some dissent....

but I'm not mad....we can agree to disagree...fair enough?

As a stand up comic-funny is funny (at least to me, LOL!) No disrespect intended to the Big Dog!

Luv ya, Clinton! Wish you could do it ONE MORE TIME!

[kiki]

28. Sorry, but...

...your protestations of love for Clinton are about as convincing as the 'black humour' angle in the original post.

And if you watch Bowling for Columbine, Michael Moore interviews a black Canadian man in it. So there ya go - you learn something new every day.

[Dyedinthewoolliberal]

24. What I find most interesting

is that 5 years after he's left office, they still find it necessary to make these kind of jokes. I think the right is scared shitless of the power and connection Clinton has with most people. Therefore they feel compelled to sling mud whenever they can in hopes it will stick. As far as I'm concerned, nothing compares to 1500 plus dead GI's versus a blowjob..............

[TrogL]

27. be nice if he spelled it right

Hi ya'll, enjoy this black Canadien comedian humor

[comsymp]

29. Agreed - what's so difficult about "y'all"???

Simple contraction: you + all = y ' all.

Damn, that's annoying.

Y'know, if they had mentioned his race just once or twice more, it would have lent so much more credibility to the email.

Of course, if the alleged source of these mostly rehashed "jokes" is indeed Canadien, I wonder if his original presentation was in <gasp> French? (or Quebecois, if ya wanna nitpick)