Crooks & Liars | Stem Cell Living Will

[Shallah Kali]

http://www.crooksandliars.com/2005/05/27.html#a3149

The Culture of Life Pledge

I hereby certify that neither I, nor any member of my family, including but not limited to: children, grandchildren, cats, dogs, etc. and any "after acquired" family will never, ever, under any circumstances (even with my fingers crossed) take or ingest any form of drug treatment or medical breakthroughs that are in any way associated with or connected to Stem Cell research. I am morally opposed to this type of medical malfeasance that our lord and Savior and Dr. Dobson most assuredly rebuke. I declare that I am of sound mind and body (as so it is hence with respect to the aforementioned family members) as we execute this irrevocable document and thusly said, this document shall not be challenged in a court of law. This is so despite the fact that I or said parties, would either now or in the future, be the beneficial recipient of such a repugnant life enhancing treatment . Only the Devil's greatest tool, i.e. "temptation" could lead us into sinful thoughts of partaking of this reprehensible policy.

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Rest of Family

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Pets

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Notary Public

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Witness

:evilgrin:

I like this!

[kellenburger]

1. I guarantee one thing..

as soon as they start curing cancer, Alzheimer's etc. the R wingers will be coming out saying they supported stem cell research all along and blame the left for distorting the facts.

That is funny though. I think we need to start passing it out & get them to sign it.