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To preface this, my car has a Kerry/Edwards sticker, a Gore/Lieberman sticker, and two other stickers that say "Proud to be a Democrat" and "Vote Democrat: the (picture of a donkey here) you save may be your own."
I was out walking some trails at a state park today, and when I got back to the car, my friend said, "What the hell? Didn't we get a parking pass?"
I said, "We sure did."
He said, "Then why do you have a ticket?" Then he picked a piece of paper from under the windshield wiper. It was part of a parking permit, and I turned it over. In block letters on the other side, it said,
YOU LOST THE WAR + THE ELECTION "LIFES A BITCH"
As tired as I was from the hike, I laughed and laughed. It was hilarious! First, what war did I lose? Second, hasn't this "moran" ever heard of an apostrophe? Apparently not. Third, leaving a note instead of sticking around to tell me what he thought in person? That's pretty much Chickenhawk Lite. Hilarious! I just wish he'd seen the reaction.
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