elegant, gorgeous lady. Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo:
I'm like, wow, what a looker! Why can't we have a president like that. And I don't mean she's just beautiful for, you know, a politician. She's a total package in her own right.
Look here, 58 years old and she can hold her own next to American idol bronzer, Jasmine Trias.
That's not just good grooming, folks, that's
pure class wrapped up in a powder blue summer weight wool pantsuit.
Don't think for a second, ladies, that you can hold a candle to this reformer, crook buster, terrorist-defuser, hottie. She's just making it look easy--a lady always will. Here's President Arroyo taking a cool, commanding leisurely stroll past an honor guard during an official state visit from Cheney's trained court fool.
Notice how Arroyo's a comfortable two paces behind Bush. That ain't some demure version of Third World female deference to men. Instead this sweet li'l bundle of sexy goodness is simply soundly in command of the situation tho surrounded by men who are either well armed or, in one case there, potentially violent when drunk. While Arroyo parades past the honor guard with class, poise, and confidence, out impetuous gigglemonkey-in-chief can hardly keep from bounding down the row of toy soldiers like a brat running down the aisle at a Toys R Us.
So, I salute you Gloria Arroyo, president, leader, reformer, sex kitten.
meow!