Ladies and Gentlemen, I am your new Surgeon General

[dhinojosa]

Bush nominated me this morning after a brief interview. He is a simple man, he asked me "What medical experience da ya have?". I told him that I had tonsilitis surgery once, and a hernia operation in high school. I also told him that I receive checkups frequently. He told me that I was impressive and a rock of influence in our world's medical community. I had no idea that I was that esteemed and I thought to myself "Hot Damn! This is cool!" He immediately gave me a nickname too - "Slushie Cup". I don't know why he calls me that but he seems to like it. I look forward to surgerizing all your health needs with my needle and thread.

Thank You.

[gmoney]

1. Doctor, it hurts when I do this...

:bounce:

[dhinojosa]

2. Uh, well then....stop doing that.

"Im doing a heck of a job"

[Sanity Claws]

3. Are you a veternarian?

Bush has appointed a veternarian to FDA and as acting head for women's medical issues.
Unless you have a DVM and have experience with mad dogs, I don't see how you could considered yourself qualified to fit in the Bush administration.

[dhinojosa]

4. Are you challenging our great leader's decision to have

me as your Surgeon General? I think you need to support our troops and our God given president a bit more libby!

[shraby]

6. If you stayed at a Holiday Inn, you're more than

qualified.

[Inland]

5. Slushie, you're doing a helluva job. nt

[firefox]

7. I would not admit to contributing to Bu$h around here.

Besides your candid remarks are not going to be received well by the other cronies.

I would like to volunteer for a study to see if extremely heavy pot use shortens the human lifespan. Will work for free and will risk insanity and life itself to further science.

[longship]

8. Aha!!! Doctor Hackenbush, I presume!

Or, as Chico would say, "Doctor Haken-a-booshe"

[bluedawg12]

9. With these credentials you could also be a Repug Preznit

or director of fema, or homeland insecurity.

Just as long as you leave the driving to Darth-by pass and the neo-connies.

[maxsolomon]

10. NEVER EVER suggest that self pollution is anything but

Jocelyn Elders, we hardly knew ye.