Bush now takes a 30-second pause after every three words?

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"I'd like to congratulate...

< P-A-U-S-E >

...the Iraqi people...

< P-A-U-S-E >

...on their constitution...

< P-A-U-S-E >

...because...

< P-A-U-S-E >

...freedom is IMPORTANT...

< P-A-U-S-E >"

From a sound bite that KGO just played.

HE'S LOST THE ABILITY TO RECITE COMPLEX SENTENCES!!! (Notice I said "recite," not "form")

:evilgrin:

Maybe he should take an early retirement.

[AntiCoup2K4]

1. It's the connection from God

doesn't come in as clear during peak hours, apparently.

[tuvor]

2. Jaw grinding...

...is just a little more important right now.

[tinfoilinfor2005]

3. There is no one any longer talking into the box under his jacket...

rove went home to sit in a dark room and suck his thumb, and cheney has toe cancer.

[AuntieM1957]

4. Are you sure about that?

I heard that Rove was sucking Cheney's toe in a well lit but undisclosed location. Funny how things get transposed, isn't it?

[shenmue]

5. I noticed that

In his press conference the other day, he sounded like he had just run up a flight of stairs. Lot of gasps and pauses, even more than usual.

If you look really close, you can see the electrodes coming out of his neck.

[kestrel91316]

7. When I had to stand up in front of a group and give a lecture

in vet school, which made me VERY VERY nervous, I got this weird breathing thing going, where I had to breathe every few words. It was just like Bush has started doing recently. I think it's SEVERE EMOTIONAL STRESS and EXTREME FEAR.

Just my personal take based on my own experience.

[dajoki]

6. i keep waiting...

for his head to explode.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

8. It wouldn't explode, exactly...

It would just --pop-- and there would be a little puff of steam. Aside from that, there'd be nothing...

[shenmue]

10. Yeah me too

It's like something out of "Max Headroom" by now.

Jeemony.

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

9. His cocaine drip is on a 30 second timer

[shenmue]

11. I think you've got it

Good one.

:7

:applause:

:thumbsup: :hi: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[WLKjr]

12. It's becuase he think's he is going to be remembered in an

FDR speech made about the Attack on Japan December 7 1942



He is far from it. He is a moron.

[Neil Lisst]

13. He's lost without Karl to tell him what to say every day.

Here's what Bush looks like when Rove ISN'T there to help him:

http://www.webcomicsnation.com/neillisst