Photoshop Contest! Delay mugshot!

[The Witch]

I've read a few articles lately that say that because Tom DeLay's mugshot shows him grinning like he just ate a canary, we won't be able to use it in campaign ads. I'm not so sure.

So let's see your ads, folks. If you can photoshop 'em, do so,
if not, describe 'em and maybe some kind soul will photoshop it up for you.

Here's a link to photos search on WaPo that should turn up the mugshot in a fairly good quality version. Bastards make it quite difficult to link directly to the photo.

And for what it's worth, here's my offering:

[opihimoimoi]

1. I wouldn't buy shit from him even if the roses were dying...

[jenmito]

16. How do you put a picture in the message? nt

[The Witch]

17. just put the URL to the picture out there plain.

it'll show up.

[jenmito]

19. Thanks...I'll try...

[Democratinator]

2. DeLay

great shot!

[mia]

3. "Pigs get fatter but hogs get slaughtered and Tom's been a hog!"

Warthog wallmount

[rosesaylavee]

4. Here's another link to photo if you can't access it

the other way...

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/1020051delay1.html

[parasim]

5. Canary? What canary?

Here's my entry:



on edit: modified it to be more "ad-like"

[montana500]

6. para wins

awesome.

[TroglodyteScholar]

7. I like both pics..

Would like to see more. I tried to make one of him frowning, but it just didn't seem right. Maybe the man's just meant to look like a jackass eating briars.

On edit: A fellow on fark.com called "busy chillin'" made a statement I like. Here it is (hope the link works)....

[DesertRat]

9. LOL

He looks like a friggin sociopath

[SeattleGirl]

8. That's a good one, Witch!

He's the guy whose commercials run after midnight, right?

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

10. My attempt

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[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

12. One more:

[The Witch]

13. These are great--

and we might see a whole lot more interesting ones if it made it onto the greatest page, hinthinthint ;-D

anyhoo thanks for your submissions!

[npincus]

14. I tried to recommend but got a meassage

"thread is more than 24 hours old"... ah well. I say amend the policy to "oldies but goodies accepted".

Hey- it was fun.

[The Witch]

18. If I posted a "check out this thread" thread would yall rec it?

just askin' :D

[npincus]

21. yep!

[The Witch]

25. Give your love to this thread -->

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x2177227

Thanks!

[npincus]

34. done with a grin!

[Democratic Bear]

15. Alfred E. DeLay: Why Tom is Smiling

I made this earlier for my blog this afternoon and just found out about this thread, so here you go. www.bearnakedjoe.com

[Miss Marmelstein]

24. Very good job....

:thumbsup: :toast:

[Fridays Child]

30. Most excellent!

:thumbsup: :D

[ComerPerro]

36. That is classic

[Brundle_Fly]

20. I wanna play

PIG!

[The Witch]

26. Wahahahahah!

:spray: :rofl: EWWW! Put that shirt down!

[SeattleGirl]

31. Now THAT is the stuff of nightmares!!

:rofl:

[Miss Marmelstein]

22. I couldn't resist.....

I had to at least try.

[npincus]

23. it's great! made me laugh.

[The Witch]

27. I did another one :D

[GreenInNC]

28. self delete (posting photo issues)

[Fridays Child]

29. A glorious day for Smilin' Tom DeLay, happy to be arrested.

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

33. I knew it. He is a jackal! n/t

[Humor_In_Cuneiform]

32. another

[npincus]

35. LOL

[dxstone]

37. Happy as a pig in shit!

And only six months ago he seemed so confident and super-powerful!
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