Caption the Chimperor (photo)

[deminks]

"Smirky gets ready to spit a big wad on the next reporter that asks him a question that wasn't cleared."

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

1. That guy gets uglier and weirder-looking every day.

"The president prepares to split his skin and reveal his alien-lizard identity."

[FSogol]

2. He's channeling Condi! n/t

[CrazyOrangeCat]

4. Damn. You're right!!! n/t

[rsmith6621]

3. Ah....I Got To Go To KMART

15 Minutes to Jepordy.......................

[Proud2BAmurkin]

5. "Mr President why do u look so much like Ned Beatty in deliverance today"

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[The Velveteen Ocelot]

9. Squeal like a pig, Georgie.

[TheCowsCameHome]

6. "Betcha I could hit Helen Thomas from here"

[1620rock]

10. Looks to me like he just deposited a hot wet load in his pants.

[Olney Blue]

7. Who let that traitor, Helen Thomas, in here?

[MisterP]

8. aaaaaa

[waiting for hope]

11. Do I tell them I did see

Brokeback Mountain? Heath, oh Heath, my heartstrings stirrith......

[gulliver]

12. "Do you know who you're talking to?"