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None of which precludes the possibility that he's also a child molestor, but it's true that he's a father teacher and a coach. And I dare the Democrats to say he isn't. I've looked into Denny's soul and he's got a good heart. Doctors tell me it's a lot like Kobe beef, which is almost worth its weight in gold. Just melts in your mouth like butter or foie gras. Good head on his shoulders too, although where those shoulders end and his head begins is kind of hard to say. It's kinda like a big blubbery hump that rolls over into a Neanderthal's cranium with no indication of any neck in there at all. And counting his ear canals, he's got seven orifices in his head. Which is totally normal. You may have to forklift some fat folds around, but check it closely and you'll see I'm right on these numbers. Point is, Denny's salt of the earth. In fact he maybe retaining as much as 18% of the world's naturally occuring salt. Neither he nor the colony of flesh eating bacteria he generously hosts would do anything wrong like coverup for a Republican Congressman who witchhunts the internets by day looking to lock up sicko kid dickers while sexually harrassing pages under 18 by night. Neither Denny nor his flesh eating bacterial friends would take money from Jack Abramoff, or coverup for others who did--not that there's anything automatically wrong with money from an idealistic and passionate advocate like Jack Abramoff. What I'm saying is, don't throw Denny overboard. The ship we're on can barely stand these seas as it is without making more waves like that. Stay the course!
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