Has anyone seen Cheney lately? Time for an amber alert?

[TheCowsCameHome]

Gosh, I hope he's ok. (snicker)

And I hope he stays missing.

[Cooley Hurd]

1. Shredding like mad...

...trying to beat Fawn Hall's record?;)

[No Exit]

6. LOL! "Shredder Overheats At VP Residence, Fire Dep't. Called"

"The smoke alarms woke me up," said a sleepy Lynn Cheney, as she rubbed her eyes. "Dick was in the basement, and he'd passed out from the smoke. Thank goodness for our dog, Lieberpup! He was whining and licking Dick to revive him!"

[tanyev]

2. He didn't go hunting alone, did he?

[No Exit]

5. LOL, are you kidding? The bastard is permanently followed by an ambulance!

Seriously! And a team of doctors--and probably enough defibrillators to stock a small hospital emergency room!

Don't you remember why Cheney's shooting victim got immediate medical attention? The ambulance assigned to Cheney was already there at the scene!

[Uben]

3. He went hunting during the election

No body count yet!

[TheCowsCameHome]

4. I hope it was in a republican district.............

[Tesha]

7. They're still trying to restart Crashcart's ticker after Tuesday's surprise...

"CLEAR!"

Tesha

[savemefromdumbya]

8. He's hiding because we are going to investigate Halliburton and his energy thing