Allen says he sought security of KSC guard post

[meegbear]

TITUSVILLE -- State Rep. Bob Allen wanted to lure an undercover Titusville police officer to a Kennedy Space Center security gate, according to new court records released today.

The new court document filed in the case is a two-page report from Titusville Assistant Police Chief John Lau, who interviewed Allen after his July 11 arrest on a solicitation of prostitution charge. That interview was recorded and has previously been released.

Police say Allen, while in a Space View Park restroom, agreed to pay the undercover officer $20 for oral sex.

According to the report, Allen said he went to the bathroom to avoid a lightning storm that was about to start.

The undercover officer went into a stall next to Allen’s. Allen knocked on the officer’s stall door to ask if he was all right.

Allen told Lau he was afraid he was going to be robbed and agreed to the sex act so that he could reach the KSC security gate where a guard would be located. The nearest gate, across the Max Brewer Bridge, is several miles from the park.

http://www.floridatoday.com/apps/pbcs.dll/article?AID=/20070822/BREAKINGNEWS/70822031&template=news0301

[underpants]

1. That was one sucky plan

:rofl:

Allen some friendly advise -STOP TALKING

your mouth has gotten you into enough trouble as it is

[meegbear]

2. He's 0 for 2 on this one ...

I hope he scores a trifecta!

[gratuitous]

3. The Daily Show had the perfect headline for this story

"Drop and Give Me $20"

He agreed to the sex act to avoid being robbed, and figured, I dunno, that the length of the black man's erect penis would get him to within shouting distance of a security guard located several miles away? Is a lobotomy an actual requirement to be a Republican office-holder, or do they just naturally recruit the stupidest people you've ever heard of?

[Vickers]

4. I can't recall ever offering to blow someone in order to avoid danger.

I need to tuck that little survivalist tidbit away for future reference. :rofl:

[Ian David]

6. Page 123 "Worst Case Scenario Survival Guide"

Chapter Six-- Clustering African Amerians.

[Ian David]

5. RiiIIIiIiiiiiIiiiight. n/t