Rove leaves notes for friends

[Uben]

Karl Rove left numerous notes to friends in the Whitehouse after this last staff meeting today. No one is releasing the content of the notes, but general consensus is that they say the following-


Dear friend and fellow republicans-

Please, please, please, dont't rat on me. At least let me get out of the country if you feel compelled to rat me out. If you'll do me this one last favor, I promise I won't release any of the blackmail material I have on you. That is all

Karl Rove

[no_hypocrisy]

1. That's only a rumor.

Karl Rove has no real friends.

[Totally Committed]

2. I think they were probably more like this:

Dear friend --

Thanks to Alberto Gonazalez, a fine Republican and Patriot (and his warrantless wiretaps, among other things) I know where you live, who your friends are, what books you read, and where your kids go to school. I know who you e-mail, where you do your banking, and how wide your stance is when you use the men's room. If you were to decide to rat on me, I would probably be forced to turn your life upside down. However, as a precaution, I've taken a couple of your kids and that cute grandmother of yours, and will keep them in an undisclosed location until the statute of limitations runs out. It's not that I don't trust you, I just know what I'd do in your position.

Enclosed is one of the earrings you gave Granny last Christmas. If you don't believe me, have the earlobe attached to it tested. The DNA will be hers. Don't worry, she's fine... What's an old bat gonna do with two earlobes she can't do with one?

Your friend,

Karl

P.S. The kids say hi.

[AtomicKitten]

3. I think there is an unspoken take on Karl Rove.

He will pwn you.