I hereby declare my candidacy for the Virginia Senate seat

[underpants]

I was born here, I am over 30, and I have lived in the US for the last 7 years.

Also

I am NOT a widestancer in the bathroom.

WHY NOT ME??? (I will rip Franken off again later * )

What is so special about him? Oooh a law degree from UVa well he is just another insider now isn't he. How have THEY been doing for you recently????

My platform:


No ATM fees* (all the banks or HQ'ed in Charlotte anyway)
Uniform Chinese menus ( L5 is Chicken Lo Mein EVERYWHERE)
Exclusive and mandatory trucking lane for I81
Pave I64 west of Richmond
No check writing between 11AM and 1PM weekdays (lunch)
All churches must keep their doors unlocked for the homeless between October and May and when it rains
Will fund a stadium for the Redskins IN Virginia
Sunday hunting
End the war.

:patriot:

[Midlodemocrat]

1. ooh, ooh, Can I be your campaign manager?

'underpants in every home'

Vote for underpants. You never know when you're going to need him.

underpants will cover your healthcare.

:bounce:

[underpants]

9. YES!!

That would be awesome!

[Clark2008]

15. Clean up Congress. Wear clean Underpants!

:evilgrin:

[Olney Blue]

17. Or clean diapers... whatever applies.

I would vote for you, underpants!!!!! :applause::applause::applause::applause:

[AspenRose]

2. Lucky for me I just moved to VA

Better go get my voter registration card, stat! :P

[Cooley Hurd]

3. Dude, I live in NY, but...

You, and your running mate, the ANGRY skivs, have my vote!:thumbsup:

[Gregorian]

4. Widestancer. Haha.

Cop-free bathrooms.

[proud2BlibKansan]

5. Could you add outlawing those damn cell phone carrier contracts?

If so, I am moving to VA and working on your campaign.

[underpants]

11. (checks campaign contributions from cellular industry)

Ooooh man are they going to be upset about THAT money they wasted

Sure thing-no contracts :thumbsup:

[Fozzledick]

6. Sounds like a good fit to me

I'm sure you can cover it!

[Jackpine Radical]

7. Underpants promises a clean campaign.

He is not a Pampered Republican.

[underpants]

8. LOL

[KansDem]

10. OK, candidate for US Senate, a question: What is your opinion of...

vegetable dicers...huh? huh? c'mon! huh? c'mon! you know, your hesitancy to answer does not bode well for your campaign...

[underpants]

12. I am on record as having for the entirety of my career ALL MY CAREER mind you...

held this exact position. The record is very clear on that. Next question...

[Mabus]

20. Do you think US Americans have enough maps to help the children of the world?

Because, I personally believe that U.S. Americans are unable to do so because, uhmmm, some people out there in our nation don’t have maps and uh, I believe that our, I, education like such as uh, South Africa, and uh, the Iraq, everywhere like such as, and I believe that they should, uhhh, our education over here in the US should help the US, uh, should help South Africa, it should help the Iraq and the Asian countries so we will be able to build up our future, for us.

I just wanted to hear your thoughts on this important matter.

[AtomicKitten]

13. I'll bundle contributions.

[Jackpine Radical]

16. Bundle--underpants--there's gotta be a line in there somewhere...

[Cleita]

14. How about just ending homelessness, period.

It can be done. We didn't have homelessness as an institution before Reagan became first Governor of California and then President of the USA.

[Catchawave]

18. You certainly have my vote !

Except I would specify that Sunday Hunting means shooting with your camera, right?

:evilgrin:

[hwmnbn]

19. Let's put underpants over the top!!...

You have a winning platform!


You'd have my vote if I lived in Va.

[TheDoorbellRang]

21. You'll need to pick out a campaign thong

... er, song.

You should also support a brief campaign season. :D