NEWS FLASH!!! Chuck Norris backs Huckabee

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/

"WASHINGTON (CNN) — It could be the latest so-called Chuck Norris fact: The American people don't choose presidents, Chuck Norris does.

The cult hero of “Walker Texas Ranger” fame said Monday he’s backing Republican Mike Huckabee for president.

“Though Giuliani might be savvy enough to lead people, Fred Thompson wise enough to wade through the tides of politics, McCain tough enough to fight terrorism and Romney business-minded enough to grow our economy, I believe the only one who has all of the characteristics to lead America forward into the future is ex-Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee,” Norris wrote on the conservative Web site World Net Daily.

“Mike is also a respected and fearless leader, and he does not cower to the cries of any majority or minority,” Norris added. “He doesn't abandon his values for what's expedient. Like our Founding Fathers, he's not afraid to stand up for a Creator and against secularist beliefs.”

Huckabee’s campaign has not responded to a request for comment."

[Deja Q]

1. How many Total Gyms did Huckabee purchase?

With a name like Huckabee, he must've put Gold's Gym (tm) to shame...

:hide:

[ryanmuegge]

6. LOL. That infomercial is on Spike TV every night. I wonder why Chuck never takes his shirt off

if he's in such good shape.

[FormerDittoHead]

11. He's still embarrassed about that chest hair Bruce Lee ripped off in the Colosseum. n/t

[C_U_L8R]

2. Ironically, Chuck is proof of evolution

or lack thereof.

[n2doc]

3. Well, damn, that's it for me! The rest might as well hang it up now!

:sarcasm:

[BOSSHOG]

4. The founding fathers opposed secular beliefs?

Wow, chuck must have taken one too many feet to the head. Is it really the land of focus on the family or the Land of the Free? C'mon chuckie, answer up.

[ChavezSpeakstheTruth]

7. Chuck Norris doesn't do history.

He is history.

[oasis]

5. Fuck Chuck aaaaaaand Huck.

:puke:

[youthere]

13. Up Chuck's and Huck's.

[oasis]

14. Chuck's stuck on Huck.

[youthere]

18. Chuck and Huck...schmucks run amok.

[youthere]

19. Chuck and Huck...SUCK...and with luck will get struck by a truck.

[meegbear]

8. Against secularist beliefs like most of the Constiution?

[JuniperLea]

9. Didn't Norris recently go to Iraq...

And claim things were going oh, so well there?

I think his black belt is too high and too tight.

[Lucinda]

10. This will help the Huckster

Norris has a nice solid fan base that just may give the Ex-Gov a lookie now. I wish he'd endorsed Rudy...

[spooky3]

12. how DARE a candidate listen to the majority (or minority)?

where do those non-Huckabees think they are, in a DEMOCRACY????

:sarcasm:

[IndianaJones]

15. I thought Bruce Lee took that guy out. nt.

[ChiciB1]

16. If I'm Not Mistaken... Norris Has Always Been A Repuke! I Checked One

of those links (can't remember which one) about which star donated to whom. Adam Sandler is a Repuke and some others that may surprise you too! Someone MUST have the list I'm talking about, its been a while since I looked at it!

[dtotire]

17. Huckabee Advocates Eliminating Income Taxes

Instead, he wants to impose on everyone a 23% sales tax, which is the most regressive tax there is. This is just off the wall.

[BootinUp]

20. Maybe if he can make it through the Octagon Chuck

Otherwise forget it!

[itcfish]

21. Frankly Scarlet

I don't give a dam who Chuck Norris supports. He is a lousy actor and a right winger so I have no respect for him.

[high density]

22. Need more "Chuck Norris" lever action on Conan O'Brien's show

It helps display, in a very comic manner, what a turd that guy's career is.