What do you think he is saying to her?

[lame54]

[Warpy]

1. Hey, baby, wanna Brussel my sprout?

[MADem]

3. Or perhaps Wax mah carrot?

He doesn't seem like the brussel sprout type...heck, his paw can't abide the broccoli!

[tridim]

4. Or cast his asparagus?

[jillan]

2. First we'll bomb Iran, and then get rid of Musharraf.

[Uben]

5. "What am I sopposed to do?"

" I"ve been tapping my foot, but this guy next to me is ignorin me!"

[maddiejoan]

6. I love my wife

but oh you, kid.

[peace13]

7. Ehhm ..I need a potty break. n/t

[Fridays Child]

8. Just another immature, smartass remark that Condi and her fellow chimp handlers have...

...agreed never to reveal to anyone.

[xxqqqzme]

9. you up for a threesome?

[LibDemAlways]

10. I'm shitfaced. Can you tell?

[BootinUp]

12. winner!~ nt

[InternalDialogue]

11. "I bin workin' on mah Unca Cheney impression... wanna hear it?"

"Yah work yer mouth all the way over like this, and then yah go, 'myaaaah!'"

[Spirochete]

13. Quick! Pull mah finger...

[Perry Logan]

14. "You know, I used to suck dick at Yale."

[JTFrog]

15. "My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. Hic..." n/t