Where you live sucks so bad...terrorists wouldn't bomb it.

[IndianaJones]

Now give me your votes.

LOL.

[hedgehog]

1. Someone had to say it, and it's about damn time.

Remember when Homeland Security bought a plane for the Governor of Alaska instead of beefing up security in NYC because NYC doesn't have any landmarks?

[IndianaJones]

2. All I have to say is...Grundy County must really suck. nt.

[riqster]

9. They had to buy him a plane, until...

...the Bridge to Nowhere gets built.

[TomInTib]

3. There's nothing here to bomb.

Hell, we don't even have a gas station.

Maybe they would blow up the grocery store.

[Rick Myers]

4. Youngstown, Ohio (my home town)

They got hundreds of thousands of dollars from Homeland Security, and a bombing there would be urban renewal!!!

[OhioChick]

5. LOL.....

It's a ghost town here in Cleveland.

[riqster]

6. Expatriate Clevelander, now in Appalachia

...most of my neighbors would pick up the debris and build something out of it-a barn, retaining wall, still, etc. If it was a dud, they'd blow it themselves to clear the land.

Being dirt poor creates a lot of ingenuity.

[Basileus Basileon]

7. Somebody has to say it. Otherwise you get homeland security funding for

petting zoos in Decatur and the Marigold Festival in Pekin, while ships go uninspected.

[gmudem]

8. It's called reality.

Sorry if it hurts.