Which of these candidates would come out alive in A Steel-Caged Death Match-Democratic Party Edition

[MadBadger]

Poll question: Which of these candidates would come out alive in A Steel-Caged Death Match-Democratic Party Edition

Alright, who would win in a fight and why? This is the Democrat edition.

[MadBadger]

1. Clearly its Mike Gravel

Small, but vicious.

[Nailzberg]

2. You can just see the fight in Gravel's eyes.

Biden's the only one with an outside shot at taking him.

[panader0]

What about that ankle biter? You know who I mean. "wink"

[1corona4u]

3. I don't know, but I thought Biden was goung to punch

DK at the B&B forum, LOL...DK just would not shut up, LOL....

[Think82]

4. Biden was a running back but Gravel and Kucinich are feisty. Kucinich would have leverage

[1corona4u]

5. Yeah, and he's like a

gnat that you keep blowing out of your face, and it keeps coming back, LOL...

[gateley]

17. I think Kucinich actually played football - he jokes about it. He'd be tough

to nab -- so don't rule him out.

I voted for Biden because I ALWAYS vote for Biden! :7

[MadBadger]

18. Punter, Kicker?

[Occam Bandage]

20. A slight misunderstanding. He *was* the football.

Seriously, he played it in high school. He was his high-school team's third-string quarterback. I'd imagine they'd have use for him on a few trick plays; nobody plans for a tiny little speedy guy as QB.

[gateley]

32. Bwah!

:rofl:

[1corona4u]

37. AHAHAHAHAHAHAH hahahahahahaha...............

OMG....stop....I can't breathe!!!

[gateley]

28. I actually think he was QB -- no way could he have been a DE or something..

[1corona4u]

19. LOL...

[Azathoth]

6. Gravel

He strikes me as the kind of guy who starts biting before they even ring the bell.

[MadBadger]

7. He reminds me of my dear Mascot, The Badger

Bucky sure looks cute and cuddly, but a real badger has nice sized fangs and will tear you apart.

[Progress And Change]

8. biden

[MrSlayer]

9. Obama is youngest and probably physically strongest.

Gravel is old, he'd go out first. Hillary goes out next, then Kucinich, Dodd, Edwards, Richardson and Biden.

[mitchtv]

15. Unfortunately, Hill would have had

a 45 smuggled into the cage earlier

[Maven]

24. ...

:rofl:

[Renew Deal]

10. Joe Biden eats brains.

:9

[1corona4u]

13. Like they say...you are what you eat...

Thanks for noticing how smart he is.

[seasat]

11. Tough call, I'd have to go with Richardson, he's a bear of guy.

He'd be especially tough if he's still on his diet. He might eat Dennis Kucinich. Obama is pretty athletic, though, and I suspect he might have some Jackie Chan moves up his sleeves. Edwards is also in pretty good shape but if you grab his hair, he's done for. Clinton is pretty tough and imagine she's a biter. Her and Obama would focus too much on battling each other and leave their backs vulnerable. Kucinich is small and wiry. He could probably knee cap a few opponents. Biden would be tough but might get too caught up trash talking to fight. Dodd could be dangerous because no one would notice him sneaking up. Gravel would throw rocks if they're available. All would send Mitt McGhoulabilly screaming home to their momma.

[MadBadger]

12. Maybe Dodd can win

Kind of like every single poll, Dodd gets not votes. Maybe Dodd can just hang out in the corner, cuz nobody is paying attention to him, and let them all get rid of each other, and then declare himself the winner.

[Blue_In_AK]

14. Joe Biden or Mike Gravel. n/t

[Occam Bandage]

16. Obama. Youngest, most toned.

[mtnsnake]

23. Nah, he's a smoker & if it goes more than a few minutes, he'll pass out from exhaustion. nt

[zulchzulu]

25. Except that Obama is not a smoker...but thanks for playing...

Obama is a killer basketball player. He'd outfinesse any of the ones running, except Chris Dodd.

:rofl:

[Occam Bandage]

26. He'll burn out his butt in Kucinich's eyes, then use DK as a club.

Then he'll fall to the ground hacking. That'll be an escape mechanism; everyone will shift their attention away from him. Then he can plan the next phase.

Then he can fail to enact it, and blame the referee for poorly scheduling the match, claiming the referee's son works for Clinton.

[mtnsnake]

27. LOL

I like your style!

[1corona4u]

36. AHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHHhahahahahaha

[1corona4u]

39. Nah...

Joe works out daily...he's got a great bod for a man his age...

[maximusveritas]

21. Gravel

He would bite the rest of the contenders, infecting them with rabies or whatever it is he has that makes him so...interesting.

[mtnsnake]

22. Definitely Chris Dodd, since he's a 5th degree black belt in karate

although he keeps it a secret so it doesn't mess up his image.

[gateley]

29. Seriously?

[mtnsnake]

30. No

Sorry about that :)

[gateley]

31. Ha! That's okay -- it's be cool if it was true! nt

[Rowdyboy]

33. Easy answer-joe Biden. He's not my choice, but he would win a steel-caged death match

Easily...........

[WheelWalker]

34. Biden's the ONE. From the looks of the tally right now, he'd come

out alive against any TWO of them, unless Hill and Barack tag-teamed him. Even then, it'd be damn close.

[MadBadger]

35. No way are Hill and Barack doing anything together.

[WheelWalker]

38. Outstanding observation. Thank you for righting my ship.

[MadBadger]

40. Looks like Biden and Obama are facing off