UNCOVERED, comments found on George Bush's report cards as a child.

[William769]

Since my last report, your child has reached rock bottom and has started to dig.

I would not allow this student to breed.

Your child has delusions of adequacy.

Your son is depriving a village somewhere of an idiot.

Your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

The student has a "full six-pack" but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

This child has been working with glue too much.

When your son's IQ reaches 50, she should sell.

The gates are down, the lights are flashing, but the train isn't coming.

If this student were any more stupid, he'd have to be watered twice a week.

It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

The wheel is turning but the hamster is definitely dead.

Someone had to break the tension in GDP today! :evilgrin:

[femrap]

1. love it...nt

[ayeshahaqqiqa]

2. Thanks for a refreshing change of pace

Hope you get a DUzy for this!

[RavensChick]

3. LOL!!!!!

That's the best laugh I got today!! Thank you!
:headbang:

[William769]

4. Your welcome.

Was sent to me in a E-mail and I just had to share.

[Buzz Clik]

5. Poor hamster. George didn't get out much and wasn't sure about caring for pets.

[Ilsa]

6. I hadn't heard this one before:

"It's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others." That's hysterical!