It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

[CTLawGuy]

and it's Bill. "Hi sweetie," he says. "I need you to send a car... and a pair of pants." "No particular reason!!"

[geiger]

1. would someone PLZ answer that red phone?

[geiger]

47. . would someone PLZ answer that red phone?

[genie_weenie]

2. Don't answer the phone it's the killer from the movie "Scream"

[CTLawGuy]

3. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"hello, Joan?"

"no this is Hillary Clinton, president of the United FUCKING States."

"Oh sorry my mistake..."

[Johnny__Motown]

4. And do you know a good 24 hour dry cleaners near by?

[CTLawGuy]

5. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"Seven dayyyyyyyys"

"Bill, Shut the FUCK up, are you drunk again."

"hehehehehehe... snicker."

[Hawaii Hiker]

42. "seven dayyyyyys" - Was that a reference to "The Ring" movie

I KNOW my movie references, LOL....:woohoo:

[CTLawGuy]

43. yup

creepy as hell...

[CTLawGuy]

6. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

(but the president is REALLY tired tonight)...

*click*

*Hillary4UandMe plays in the background*

"You have reached President Hillary and Bill Clinton. We are not in right now. We are probably off doing something really important... probably meeting with some world leader. Please leave a message after the beep, and the Secret Service will get back to you as soon as they can."

BEEEP

[buff2]

10. life must really be boring for you folks

can you give us some more? :eyes:

[CTLawGuy]

22. well if you insist

you can watch this!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h7bzdj9RlG4

[JVS]

34. Hillary4UandMe! Woohoo!

[Gidney N Cloyd]

7. Mme President, we've traced the call! It's coming from inside the house!

[buff2]

8. Well,looks like the freepers are out again

Oh,my mistake........the freeptards are holding field day on your boy Obama. Clinton haters in DU....carry on.

[CTLawGuy]

9. no sense of humor

tsk tsk

[buff2]

12. Go play with your toys little boy

or have some milk and cookies and then take a nap. Does your mommy know you are playing on her computer again? :rofl:

[CTLawGuy]

19. wow speaking of rude

...

[JVS]

38. Does your mommy know you back a real turd of a candidate?

[CTLawGuy]

33. are you calling Obama "boy"?

tsk tsk.

[Hugabear]

44. Awwwww, whatsa matter? Can't handle a little fun at your candidate's expense?

I'm sure you've never joked around about anything that Obama has said or done, have you?

[Bluerthanblue]

11. sorry- this isn't funny-

It is rude.

peace~

[buff2]

14. Ever notice how Obama supporters are so arrogant

and rude? Must be the "younger" generation. :puke:

[Bluerthanblue]

21. I'm an Obama supporter- I don't think this problem is 'partisan'- it

is something all of us are vulnerable to.

peace~

[taterguy]

15. I laugh at a lot of rude things

Why must things be either/or

[JVS]

39. Godfather, you understand everything!

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

13. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"Hello?"

"{breath}....{breath}....{breath}"

"Dammit, Bill, that's NOT FUNNY!"

[buff2]

16. I would rather see Bill in the WH again

rather than the inexperienced repuke lover.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

18. Indeed.

"If one candidate is trying to scare you and the other one is try get you to think, if one candidate is appealing to your fears and the other one is appealing to your hopes, you better vote for the person who wants you to think and hope." -- Bill Clinton, 2004.

[CTLawGuy]

27. That is obviously a media manufactured quote

from a hi-tech robot (built also by the media) designed to look like Bill, that makes innocent sounding statements that are designed to be used against Hillary in the election 4 years later.

[thoughtcrime1984]

48. Nice

[jazzjunkysue]

28. ROFL!

:rofl:

[DearAbby]

17. the receiver is picked up.....

"Good morning, White house, hold please!" sing song voice of the secretary in 'Office Space'

[yourguide]

20. ring ring

ring ring

HRC: "hello"

Caller: "yes, hello, this is VERY urgent, is the president there?"

HRC: "one moment please, this is operator 109 I'll put your call through to president Obama, thank you for calling the white house"

[CTLawGuy]

23. now THAT

is beyond the pale.

[yourguide]

26. my apologies

it was meant as a joke.

[CTLawGuy]

29. hehe

:)

but still, not somewhere I would have gone.

[yourguide]

30. I know, just fed up with HRC.

so I went there.

I know I will catch hell for it but again meant as a joke.

[THUNDER HANDS]

24. IBTL

[DearAbby]

25. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"Do you have Prince Albert in the can?"

"Bill, god damn it, cut it out, this phone is for official business"

"okay....Is your refrigerator running?"

[blonndee]

31. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

POTUS: "Hello?"

"Shame on you! Come outside and debate me, Barack Obama! I want a REAL campai--"

*Click*

"Good old Hillary. She does hang in there. Heh."






(Disclaimer: I got this idea from somewhere else, I just can't find it now.)

[CTLawGuy]

32. well done!

NT

[blonndee]

35. Not mine, but it made me LOL when I read

it in the comment section of some other website. I thought it was cute. :)

[JVS]

40. LOL!

[PresidentObama]

36. Kudos on the cheap attempt at humor n/t

[jazzjunkysue]

37. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

Ring, ring. "Hello?"

(young male voice.) "Yeah. Hi. This is, um, Dave. Yeah. hi. Did you say you wanted sausage, or pepperoni?"

"Bill Clinton doesn't live here, anymore. Try 555-684-8924."

[Bucky]

41. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"*hick* Hey, Hillary? Hillary? It'sh me, Du-du-dubya. Laura kicked me off the ransch. Can I crash with yall guys for a coupla nightsh till she coolzh off?"

"NO, Goddammit! Last time you were here you left a horrible mess!"

[Exilednight]

45. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

White House: White House operator 291; how can I direct your call?

Voice: I have a collect call from Karl Rove; will you accept the charges?

White House: Yes.

Karl Rove: I want to talk to the President!

White House: It's 3 am, and the President asked not to be disturbed unless it's an emergency.

Karl Rove: Do you know who I am? I demand to talk to the President!

White House: Yes Private Rove, I'm well aware of who you are. The President would like you to know that we appreciate your service in Iraq, and we're sorry that you and George were the only two people whose numbers were called before we decided to end the draft. Have a good day, and be sure to wear your flak jacket. GOODBYE!!

[DearAbby]

46. It's 3 am and the phone is ringing in the White House

"Your call is very important to us, please hold until the President is available"

Translated into Russian, Arabic, Chinese, Korean.

*Music*

"Your call is very important to us, please hold until the President is available. Or you may wish to transfer your call to:

1. Air force 1
2. Camp David
3. Pentagon
4. Or you may wish to stay on the line, until someone answers the phone.

press # for main menu

Translated into Russian, Arabic, Chinese, Korean.


*Music*

"The President appreciates your call, and is very busy. Your call is very important to us, please hold until the President is available. Our business hours are 8:00am to 6:00pm, Monday through Friday. America! Land of the free, home of the brave"

Translated into Russian, Arabic, Chinese, Korean.

*Music*

[Exilednight]

49. KUDOS, now that is funny! n/t

[Hugabear]

50. It's 3am and the phone is ringing in the White House...

"Daddy, I need to you to come bail me out of jail! I was coming home from a party, and got pulled over for a DUI. I tried to tell those mean cops who my daddy was, but they wouldn't listen!"

"Jenna, is that you? How many times do we have to tell you that he doesn't live here anymore! He hasn't been here for over a year!"