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Dear Patriots,
This message is for you liberals; stay at home and let them Republicans vote for a chance, damn!
Tomorrow the people of Ohio, Texas, and a couple of other insignificant states I can't remember even though they claim to be part of the original 13, will vote.
Those Demoncrats have out voted the Republicans 2 to 1 this season and it's getting me pissed off. If you liberals must get out and vote, here's some things you can do to make it more fun:
1. Get to the polls early and hold up the line for a half an hour while you look for your voting card.
2. Wear buttons that say, "I'm Only Voting for Hillary so McCain can win in the Fall" or a flag pin that says, "Hey, at least I wore my flag pin", or "Don't plagiarize me bro!" (Stolen from an online admirer)
3. Wear a t-shirt that is sure to engage the opposition: Obama supporters could wear the "Clinton must have been going through menopause when she vote for war" t-shirt, while the Clinton supporters could wear the "Obama only wants to get you in the sack with his sweet talk" t-shirt.
4. Clinton supporters could have signs at the polls that say, "Change your talking point Obama" or "Change this (with an arrow pointing down)" or "Why is it that everywhere I go, black men are asking for change?"
5. Signs for the Obama camp could include: "Hillary is Bill in a dress!", "Hillary doesn't have talking points, she has yelling points", or "God hates poor losers".
You see, I went on some Democratic blog this weekend and saw all this sexist hate coming from people for Obama, and all this hate from Demoncrats against anyone that supported Obama, and that gave me great hope. While McCain is a liberal and he didn't want to drill for oil in Alaska, wasted land that no one lives on, he might win!! What I would like to see however, is some more racist speech. That would complete the 9 levels of hate.
Whatever happens, I hope that all of the supporters for the Demoncrats stay home and let our man McCain win in November!
Keep up the hatin' America; it gives me hope for a brighter McCain filled, no-bid contract earning, and 100 years of war future!
Yours, Tex Shelters myspace.com/texshelters
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