Get your GD:P flamesuits here!!

[Guava Jelly]

Have you ever wanted to start an incendiary thread in gd:p but lacked the adequate protection?
Worry no more my friends!!!
We at FlameCo are here for you!
We offer a vast Assortment of Flame and Shit storm protective suits.
Such as:
Generic Flame Suit Model 1a.

This suit can withstand even the nastiest assault and the snarkiest of attacks from any side.
And is also the perfect attire for those on a budget.

Combo Shit storm / Flame suit model 2a.

This suit is suggested for those who need extra protection.
Constructed from only the finest space age materials Model 2a is excellent protection against a vast array of personal attacks.
You can snark, flame and do almost anything you desire and feel safe that you will absolutely come out clean with this gem.

And just when you thought it couldn't get any better!!!

It Just Did!!!!

We at FlameCo have a special treat for you!!

The suit to end all suits!
(Now in sexy his and her styles)

The Shitstorm 2008!

THE ONLY SUIT YOU WILL EVER NEED!

Fire and Fecal proof this suit does it all!
Hurl your poo with confidence..You can't get any on you!
Torch and flame at will.
My Friends YOU will look and be totally cool in The Shitstorm 2008 PPU (Personal Protection Unit)B-)
My friends.
Listen to me.
Help me help you!
The Shitstorm 2008
Only 27 payments of $29.94

:popcorn:



(Disclaimer:FlameCo Suits are ineffective against Du Moderator attacks..Flame at your own risk)

[graywarrior]

1. LOL

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl:

[Guava Jelly]

3. I'll pm you a coupon

:dunce:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

2. Salut!

“Here's to a long life, and a merry one; a quick death, and an easy one; a pretty girl, and an honest one; a cold beer - and another one!”

Please pass the suit. Sexism charge will be forthcoming... B-)

[Guava Jelly]

6. Great beer..and great quote!

I am going to lift that one. :)

[HCE SuiGeneris]

15. One more...

“In the New Year, may your right hand always be stretched out in
friendship, never in want.”

OK... 2

"May your pockets be heavy and your heart be light, may good luck pursue you each morning and night."

Make that 3

"May you have warm words on a cold evening, a full moon on a dark night,and the road downhill all the way to your door."

[Guava Jelly]

17. May you get to Heaven a half hour before the Devil knows you're dead.

:toast:

[HCE SuiGeneris]

21. Being of Irish heritage, I am indulgent...

Always remember to forget
The things that made you sad.
But never forget to remember
The things that made you glad.

Always remember to forget
The friends that proved untrue.
But never forget to remember
Those that have stuck by you.

Always remember to forget
The troubles that passed away.
But never forget to remember
The blessings that come each day.

[Guava Jelly]

23. You win

My Irish mom would have loved that

(far left) Eleanore Fagan...I miss her :(

[HCE SuiGeneris]

29. A toast to Eleanore!

And to the spirit of my grandmother Mai!

[Guava Jelly]

35. For Mai

http://youtube.com/watch?v=8QbKnHKMLAI
Harry Connick Jr - "When Irish eyes are smiling"

[LaurenG]

4. Very nice!

Kicked and recommended. I'll be needing the The Shitstorm 2008!

[Guava Jelly]

8. Wise choice

And thank you.
This place could use a little humor

[DearAbby]

5. Since I have to watch the budget

I'll take the generic suit...I can spray paint it silver to give it the rolex knock-off look, put some of those "BeDazzled" jewels on it, I'll be set! :evilgrin:

[Guava Jelly]

7. BeDazzling negates the warranty

:D

[DearAbby]

9. Shit!................n/t

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

11. You can glue on the dazzles

You just can't puncture the suit.
:D :hi:

[Manifestor_of_Light]

10. Hey I'm in line right NOW!!!!

:rofl:

What about nuclear fallout and toxic chemicals in general?

[Guava Jelly]

13. There is an estimated 5 week delivery time.

So I'd order mine pronto..
:D

[calico1]

12. Do you have anything that won't make me

look so fat?

:P

:hi:

[Guava Jelly]

14. We have a few in development

They will be ready in 2010.
(Look at the bright side everyone wearing them will look fat)

[seasat]

16. You need to include a free pack of smores with each purchase

You can have a tasty treat while being being protected from roasting flames (not recommended for consumption during shit storms).

[Guava Jelly]

19. I might feel a little safer if we used White chocolate

:hide:

[ClayZ]

18. I need one!

I am always ready!



K and R

[Guava Jelly]

20. You will not be disappointed

:D
Thank you for your purchase!

[ClayZ]

26. Free patches for the front pocket!

[Guava Jelly]

27. Attached with our own proprietary space age adhesive.

:D

[ClayZ]

30. I might sew on some "Hell's Bells" just for fun!

[anonymeme]

22. Does The Combo Come in a "Hers?" And Where Do I Send a Check If I Don't Want to Use a Card? *L* n/t

NT

[Guava Jelly]

24. Why YES!!! Yes it does!!

The sleek and sexy Model on the far right of the picture is designed to accent the hips and push up the breast!
I will send mailing info out promptly

[PerfectSage]

25. K&R Freedom rings with a flamebaIt blast.

[OPERATIONMINDCRIME]

28. Fuck Those Budget Models. When You're Like Me, You Need The Best!!!

(thanks to file83, many moons ago)

[ClayZ]

31. Wow! "Psychedelic "

:rofl:

oops I spelled that wrong.

[Guava Jelly]

32. Those are great if you don't mind the fact that they are manufactured

In Chinese sweatshops..
FlameCo suits are 100% Amerkin made!

[Tresalisa]

33. LOL

:kick: and recommend!

[Guava Jelly]

34. Oh now that is funny!

:rofl: thank you