Obama worked at Baskin Robbins.

[Neshanic]

"Hi, welcome to Baskin Robbins. What would you like?"

"A double scoop of Strawberry on a sugar cone."

"Really, are you sure?"

"What? Why not?"

"There are other flavors, new exciting flavors that you have never had."

"Really? Like what?"

"Oh, there are so many, but there are some that are not even IN the stores yet!"

"Holy cow! What do they taste like?"

" I can't say but they are a big change in what your perception of ice cream is. So exciting that we are just taking money for them now, then you will be the first to have the new flavor when it comes in."

"WOW! I want that! How much is a cone of this new ice cream?"

"I can't tell you, but if you come back in a month, we will have it, and you will be glad you waited. Everyone is excited about it."

"Ok.OK! I will be back in a month and that's when the new ice cream will be here?"

"Don't call it ice cream, it's more than that. It's a whole new paradigm of pleasure that makes old ice cream, well OLD!"

"Thanks for telling me this! I am so excited! I will see you next month."

"Ok....see ya then!"

Obama adjusts apron.

[blogslut]

1. Meh

I love him even more knowing he waited on customers in a food service job.

[Eric J in MN]

7. It's a joke. NT

NT

[blogslut]

9. Okay

Maybe it's the delivery. :)

[The Doctor.]

29. Jokes are supposed to be funny.

Maybe it's just me.

[anonymous171]

2. Hillary: *slaps some shit on a cone* Here you go, strawberry!

6 years later: CONDI TOLD ME IT WAS STRAWBERRY FLAVORED! IT'S NOT MY FAULT! That's why I'm not going to apologize for giving you that.

[Neshanic]

4. ROTFLMAO!

[Ron Green]

5. YOURS is the truer story.

[AtomicKitten]

10. The menu said "Strawberry-Flavored Shit Determined To Attack a Baskin-Robbins"

Nobody saw it coming.

[Ian_rd]

38. HAHA!

Nice.

[Political Heretic]

15. Priceless. :P

[Neshanic]

18. I am still laughing hysterically because I can picture her doing that!

[redstate_democrat]

23. Funnies!

[DarienComp]

26. I can't breathe! My cheeks hurt! Owwww....

:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

[Cronus Protagonist]

31. Why would she call a shit eater like you, "Strawberry"?

burn :P

[Ian_rd]

39. McCain is that you?

Vulgar explosions like yours smack of desperate anger.

[Cronus Protagonist]

43. Develop a sense of humor and get back to me

A joke is sometimes just that

[QC]

41. They don't like to be called shit eaters anymore. They prefer "coprophiles." n/t

[FrenchieCat]

3. LOL! Sounds like he at least took time to read the menu before his sales pitch, and knew

what was being offered without relying on what others were saying. :eyes:

[NanceGreggs]

11. Oooooooh ...

.... GOOD ONE!

[ClassWarrior]

16. Snap!

NGU.

[bobbert]

6. I like ice cream :)

Wow, Obama worked a regular part-time job. But Hillary knows what it's like to work 2 of them /sarcasm...

edited to add sarcasm

[ColbertWatcher]

8. What about McCain?

He would be the greeter and he would say,

"Welcome to Basking Robbins, I love you."

We can't bust heads like we used to, but we have our ways. One trick is to tell them stories that don't go anywhere. Like the time I took the ferry to Shelbyville. I needed a new heel for my shoe so I decided to go to Morganville, which is what they called Shelbyville in those days. So I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on them. Give me five bees for a quarter you'd say. Now where were we, oh yeah...the important thing was that I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones...

[Drunken Irishman]

12. When McCain worked there, Baskin Robbins only had 3 flavors.

[ColbertWatcher]

17. Let me guess...

were they:

* dinosaur
* dodo bird
* sacrificed virgin?

[Name removed]

19. Deleted message

Message removed by moderator. Click here to review the message board rules.

[ColbertWatcher]

20. Nice. n/t

[redstate_democrat]

24. I just pissed my pajamas!

"Welcome to Basking Robbins, I love you"

:rofl:

[ColbertWatcher]

34. I can't take credit for that...

...that came from http://imdb.com/title/tt0387808/">Idiocracy

[Starbucks Anarchist]

13. While he was goofing off, Hillary served valiantly in the Marines.

[Califooyah Operative]

22. hahaha. nt

[Neshanic]

14. McCain at Baskin Robbins

"Hi.welcome to Baskin Robbins, what would you like?"

"Can I taste that flavor?"

"WHICH one! I can't see your hand."

"That one."

"This one?"

"Yes....that's yummy. Can I try...."

"WHAT THE FUCK! IT'S FUCKING ICE CREAM! ARE YOU FROM MARS?"

"I just wanted to..."

"To WHAT? SCREW WITH THE GUY WEARING THE CAP AND APRON? GET OUT, I GOTTA DECORATE A CAKE!"

[redstate_democrat]

25. lol

:rofl:

[anonymous171]

27. lol

:rofl:

[DarienComp]

28. the last sentence kills me

well done indeed :rofl:

[goldcanyonaz]

45. You're very funny!

[samsingh]

21. would have been a popular one.

[John Q. Citizen]

30. My brother used to work at Baskin Robbins. You got a problem with that?

[newmajority]

33. As long as he's not working for them now, no.

Unfortunately, they got bought up by the "Carlyle Group" division of the Bush Crime Family a couple years ago. Dunkin Donuts too. There's a Baskin Robbins right down the street. Fortunately, there's a Safeway on the same block that sells Ben & Jerry's so I don't have to give Poppy Bush any more money.

[smalll]

32. LOL! Plus, if you get 10 credits on your ice cream card, you get a free pony!!!!

Let me punch that for you!

[intaglio]

35. Hey, Hillary worked at Walmart,

but she didn't like their pro-union views

Yes it is a J-O-K-E

[npincus]

36. Oh, my. How cynical. (I worked at Baskin Robbins, BTW...)

my first 'real' paying job when I was in High School.

[maddiejoan]

37. Drudge Just posted this!!!!

I heard Hillary leaked the photo!

[Lucinda]

40. LOL

:rofl:

[SaveOurDemocracy]

42. oh noes!! Not another 'Photogate'!!

LOLLLLLLLLLLL... :spank:

[durrrty libby]

44. What no hat?

:shrug:

[maddiejoan]

46. My bad.