Breaking: Who is calling for an investigation of duck-gate!! :)

[ORDem]

Clinton tries to burnish her firearm credentials with story of innocent duck being murdered!

From an AP article today http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20080414/ap_on_el_pr/obama_clinton;_ylt=Ank.w37kRmgS0Nz686FEQyCs0NUE:

"Clinton has told campaign audiences that she supports the rights of hunters. She's also said she once shot a duck in Arkansas, where she served as first lady."

This raises many questions:

- Was this done in self-defense?
- Was the duck shot while committing a crime?
- Did she use a handgun?
- Was the duck actually killed? Or, was he/she able to make a statement before expiring?
- Was her gun permit / hunting license up to date?
- Was Cheney in any way involved?

I smell a cover up!! :P

[Zueda]

1. Was the duck just sitting on a park bench?

[Frustratedlady]

2. It's the duck's fault.

It didn't duck!

[nxylas]

3. If they hadn't done anything wrong...

...people wouldn't keep shooting them.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cFK2Xq2RyiU

[UALRBSofL]

4. Honey, she did go out duck hunting. Believe me I'm from Arkansas

What folks do in Arkansas, they go out with friends, go out to Stuttgart, the duck capital in the country. They hire a a guide to go out with them for the day. I'm pretty sure you could look up an archived article of Bill and Hillary duck hunting in the Arkansas Democrat-Gazette. When the Gov and First Lady have events like this it's always reported in the Gazette. :)

[Life Long Dem]

5. Or was she practicing to return sniper fire in Bosnia?

:shrug:

Sounds like a distraction.

[Bigleaf]

6. I can prove it wasn't self-defense.

[Symarip]

7. The duck was from Bosnia sent to attack her.

Mrs. Clinton acted in self defense, putting this horrible, bitter duck to rest. The backlash would be grave...

Keeping the evil duck plot in the back of her head, she flew into Bosnia knowing she was a walking target even though this was a diplomatic mission of good will. The plane landed under heavy sniper fire. Mrs. Clinton exited the plane with her head down, running off the tarmac towards the saftey of her convoy. She intercepted an 11 year old female suicide bomber with her left arm. Using her sophisticated WalMart lawyering skills, she disarmed the explosives on the little tyrant meanwhile, using the attackers pre-teen body as a human shield from the onslaught of sniperfire.

[thevoiceofreason]

8. Reminds me of an old cajun joke

About a bad hunter.

The punch line and set-up question were:

Q: So, city-slicker, how far do you lead a duck?

A: It depends on how fast he's swimming.

[gorekerrydreamticket]

9. OMG! She killed a duck! ....

That's disgusting...

[Vinca]

10. You smell cover up, I smell another fairy tale. nt

[TragedyandHope]

11. It's not what you think