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dave29 Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:06 PM
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On bridges.
A man offers to sell you a bridge to the 21st century.

You accept.

That bridge turns out to be extremely weak, and is carpetbombed to oblivion by another man. In just a few years what was a lovely bridge... gone.

The original man's wife comes to you and tells you she wants to build that same bridge. You are kind of strapped for cash.

What do you do?

a) Give her the opportunity
b) Find a better bridgebuilder
c) brace for more carpetbombing?
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Oregone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:10 PM
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1. Build a time machine, travel back and kick Adam in the nuts.
Is that an option?
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thevoiceofreason Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:10 PM
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2. c
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rug Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:11 PM
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3. My father told me not to buy bridges from strangers.
Edited on Mon Apr-14-08 05:11 PM by rug
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:11 PM
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4. Jump off the bridge. nt
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sniffa Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:13 PM
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6. Before or after you evacuate the trolls?
:shrug:
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Vinca Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:19 PM
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7. Trolls are going down.
:rofl:
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Symarip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:12 PM
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5. Seriously
What the fuck are you talking about?
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RememberWellstone Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Mon Apr-14-08 05:21 PM
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8. Hire someone who never built a bridge?
Seems to be the answer for some on here.
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