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A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the > Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, "What > are all those clocks?" > > St. Peter answered, "Those are Lie-Clocks. Everyone on Earth has a > Lie-Clock. Every time you lie, the hands on your clock will move." > > "Oh," said the man, pointing, "whose clock is that?" > >"That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never moved, indicating that > she never told a lie." > > "Incredible," said the man. "And whose clock is that one?" > > St. Peter responded, "That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands have > moved twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life." > > "Where's Bush's clock?" asked the man. > > "Bush's clock is in Jesus' office. He's using it as a ceiling fan."
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