George W. Bush -- Now 100 Percent Scandal-Free

[Wendigo]

I remember them all...Funeralgate, AWOL, cocaine, girlfriend's abortion, Plame, Halliburton, Kenny Boy, torture memos, etc. etc. etc.

Yet there doesn't seem to be any chink in Bush's "integrity" anywhere anymore, while the Repug spin machine is going into overdrive trying to bury Kerry under a pile of mud.

Is there nothing new to be found?

[Birthmark]

1. Bwhahaha! You're joking, right?

Or have you just not been paying attention?

[bowens43]

2. Huh?

What are you talking about? Bush is LOSING!! Kerry is ahead in almost all of the battleground states. Kerry's numbers are going up in every category across the broad while bushes are going down. No incumbent doing this poorly at this stage of the electoral process has ever won the election. Bush is even losing ground among men under 35 , this block always goes republican. Bush is toast. Polls show that the people consider Kerry to me trustworthy, to be more honest, to care more about the American people, morequalified to be President etc etc

[wyldwolf]

3. Wait until just after the RNC convention...

...I suspect there is something waiting to drop on George W. Bush.

[Bernardo de La Paz]

4. RNC ends Sept. 2. Job figures due Sep 3. Labor day Sep 6 . . . n/t

[wyldwolf]

7. so?

Your point?

[buycitgo]

8. I do believe his point is that those numbers will make August's

look like the boom days of THREE MILLION new jobs added per year, give or take, on average, during that horrible letch's 8 year term

thank GOD for GWB for rescuing us from those benighted years

[Cocoa]

5. most of those are very much alive

the ones you listed that I think will be huge campaign issues: AWOL, Halliburton, Enron, torture.

[Sparkly]

6. His whole pResidency is a scandal!!

What he's done to this country is a scandal! How bad does it have to get?!

This man is one walking, talking (sorta) secret file of scandals.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

9. I like satire as much as the next guy

but it's a lot funnier if you flesh it out a little.