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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 03:12 PM
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The makers of Prozac making huge profit as consumption goes off the charts
Most of the new orders seem to be coming from the White House.

Huge 28 ton containers are seen entering the supply wing. New heavy doodie fork lifts are seen unloading the stuff along with cases of scotch and bourbon,

The pressure is ON and the wing nuts are going 24/7 trying to guess the right formula for a Bush comeback.

But the Comeback Shrub is wilting under the force fed shit they feeding him. They are reduced to feeding him simple pablumesque talking points. Even that confuses the shit outta him as he struggles with sanity and delusion often confusing the two.

Poor Bush, born with a silver spoon up his n... and wrecked his brain along the way to the frog farm....oops, pig farm...
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MikeG Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 03:15 PM
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1. Invest in Eli Lilly and Company
www.prozac.com
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patdem Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 03:24 PM
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2. That is too funny...and having seen many of your posts makes me want
to say...come, lets drink some Kahlua and moon dance?? :hi:
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opihimoimoi Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 04:48 PM
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3. Bring ON da Kahlua and Moon dance.....err...sounds a bit Paganish??
Oh Well, so is stoning poor Sabbath Breakers and Rape victims...

Come, we think of Happy things...like Landslides and shit...
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MuseRider Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Sun Aug-08-04 04:57 PM
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4. The Comeback Shrub!
That is hysterically funny. Thanks.
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