Alan Keyes on the chimp: potential goldmine?

[buycitgo]

ANAHEIM, Calif. –– GOP front-runner George W. Bush decided to attend the Ryder Cup over the weekend instead of the California Republican Party convention, prompting one rival to accuse him of "cowering in the bushes."

"I find it kind of strange that somebody whose people keep telling us he's got it all sewed up is showing up absent at so many important party meetings and has been contriving to try to destroy all of the venues of debate that ought to be taking place in this season," radio host Alan Keyes said at a convention news conference Sunday. "What's he afraid of?"

Keyes added: "If the term 'mediocrity' does not apply to Mr. Bush, let him come out here and prove it. Because last time I looked, all the money in the world doesn't make you a superior candidate."
http://www.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/aponline/19990927/aponline023842_000.htm

can you say, 527 commercial?

do I have to do EVERYTHING?


that's a start

I have to go

let's see LOTS more of these

[madmax]

1. This is the same Keyes running against Obama?? n/t

[LittleApple81]

2. Yeap...n/t

[madmax]

4. Guess he never expected to be a candidate for the Senate

in 2004. Wonder if chimp will stump for him, lol. Hope someone asks him about this.

[jjmalonejr]

3. Yes

The quote is from 1999 when Keyes was vying for the Repub nomination against Bush.

[Nicholas D Wolfwood]

6. Oh yeah, it sure is!

[Skidmore]

5. Problem is Alan Keyes believes

Alan Keyes is superior to none in all things. Beyond that he is willing to compromise his "values" for short term gains just as quickly as all those godless minions he decries.

[Lin]

7. ot- cowardly & absent... fits lifelong pattern eh? <eom>

[fob]

8. "showing up absent " <---- WTF??? How do you "Show up, absent"?

Is that like "turned up missing"? Hey Alan, in fully cogent America we call that AWOL!!

[buycitgo]

9. way to GO!

thanks for all the other examples!