Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan for a Better America

[WilliamPitt]

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Kerry Unveils One-Point Plan for a Better America

WICHITA, KS—Delivering the central speech of his 10-day "Solution For America" bus campaign tour Monday, Democratic presidential nominee Sen. John Kerry outlined his one-point plan for a better America: the removal of George W. Bush from the White House.

"If I am elected in November, no inner-city child will have to live in an America where George Bush is president," Kerry said, addressing a packed Maize High School auditorium. "No senior citizen will lie awake at night, worrying about whether George Bush is still the chief executive of this country. And no American—regardless of gender, regardless of class, regardless of race—will be represented by George Bush in the world community."

The Solution For America tour, which began in Boston, will end in Eugene, OR on Aug. 20. During the next week and a half, Kerry and vice-presidential hopeful John Edwards are expected to bring their message of a Bush-free country to several hundred thousand Americans.

In the speech, Kerry offered a solution for the nation's ailing education system.

"Schools do not have the resources they need to succeed," Kerry said. "One million students are dropping out of high school every year. John Kerry and John Edwards have a plan to ensure that all Americans can make the most of their God-given talents: Get George Bush out of the White House."

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[hippiegranny]

1. hahaha that's goooood

the one point plan: remove the bush that's blocking our national vision.

[Tandalayo_Scheisskopf]

2. Humor:

sometimes it is a window to larger truths.

Then sometimes, its just hella funny. ;-)

[Lefty48197]

3. I think it requires a two point plan

We need to remove Dumbyah and his boss, Cheney.

[blackmoonlillith]

4. I was just going to write this...

Go Kerry!!! Kick the reptile out of office.

[Feanorcurufinwe]

5. The Journey of a million miles begins with a single step....