Pickles: "I SO need a drag right now...."

[jackstraw45]

First Lady Laura Bush admires a quilt that will be raffled off to raise money for women millitary veterans. Mrs. Bush visited a quilt shop in Waite Park, Minn., Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004 to campaign for her husband. (AP Photo/Jim Mone, Pool)

[Richardo]

1. Memo to Laura: You're millionaires - buy a new suit.

How many times have we seen the sea-mist-foam-green-whatever pants suit?

[Wickerman]

2. complete with ciggy burns

ok, it was a joke, don't strain your eyes.

[w13rd0]

3. Actually, it's not the same old pantsuit...

...that's just the standard Stepford Laura model, and they get a couple free customs with bulk orders of the standard.

[Bluebear]

7. Butterick pattern #2449-0, you can reuse it several times

"Girls! Make the whole sherbert color set!"

[AmerDem]

15. Back Off, it's her favorite color, Nicotine Yellow...

It matches her teeth! :dunce:

[tridim]

4. "George and I wouldn't even wipe our asses with a quilt like this"

[Tansy_Gold]

18. Okay, now I've lost it completely.

That's EXACTLY what she's thinking, tridim.

I do a little quilting myself, and as I was working on the latest a few minutes ago, I recalled this thread and I just lost it completely.

Quilting requires enormous patience and dedication and attention to detail, ALL THINGS THESE ASSHOLES HAVE NONE OF. And that the women who put their time and patience into this quilt are doing so TO RAISE MONEY FOR VETERANS who ought to be taken care of by the government is just appalling.

Of course, GEORGE never fulfilled his military obligation, so what does he know of service? Or unca Dick or DeLay or Wolfowitz or the rest of those lying sacks of roach feces. And then Pickles has the frickin' NERVE to show up . . . .

It's the juxtaposition that gets me. Quilting has always been a traditionally women's art form, and for it to now be turned into a means of supporting war. . . . . goddess allfuckinmighty, it just makes my head spin.

[RummyTheDummy]

5. Is she a smoker?

I've seen some posts here alluding to that.

[Jack from Charlotte]

9. You be the judge (warning: graphic)

[jackstraw45]

16. She kind of looks like her brother, the Joker

[AmerDem]

21. for sure and has been for some time.

You don't develope those deep creases over night , takes years and is very common among smokers.

They can be seen much better as you watch her talk on television.

So much for her Betty Crocker image the repukes love throwing at the country!

[jackstraw45]

6. Smoking something stronger here....

[comradebillyboy]

19. not smoking something else, rather

xanax and scotch, an excellent mixture. and i personally sympathize with her medicinal needs.

[iconoclastic cat]

8. Here ya go, Pickles!

[jackstraw45]

10. You'd smoke too if you were married to this jackass

President Bush (news - web sites) gestures as he answers questions at a 'Ask President Bush' (a planted question) campaign rally, Tuesday, Aug. 10, 2004, at Okaloosa-Walton Community College Gymnasium in Niceville, Fla.

[Marlie]

11. Thanks Jack Straw

That picture is too funny - I needed a good laugh today.
All I can say is "what a jerk".

[Zenaholic]

12. Hahahahahah

I almost blew soda out my nose after seeing that post. Thanx JS :)

[Tardisian]

13. It's the Laura Bush

animatronic display from Disney World. <makes robot noises>

Oh, wait...the Disney version would be more animated.

Another cheap shot...these people make it FAR too easy!

[Bluebear]

14. Is she modeling styles from other eras?

Maybe it was a charity fashion show?

[Myrina]

17. Have pity on Laura ...

I mean, Goddess, I'd have that expression too if I had sex with Monkeyboy (at least twice !) AND still have to wake up with him every morning !!!

:puke:

[AmerDem]

20. here is a pic of her " Smokers Lip"