i'm so annoyed at john kerry ahm a gunna vote fer th'other guy!

[unblock]

i agree with john kerry on 90-95% of the issues, and i agree with bush on maybe 0.1% of the issues.

but dang it all, if kerry doesn't agree with me 100% of the time, and on top of that, let me personally run his campaign from the comfort of my anonymous internet connection, and give my ideal responses to every bush attack, well, then ahm jess a gunna vote fer that boosh fella!

sure, sure, if i really wanted to insist on a politician who agreed with me 100% of the time, then i 'spose i could just run for office myself, but i prefer whining about politics! and boosh will give me more opportunity to whine about politics then kerry! sensible and mostly agreeable is boring!

we should support boosh until the democrats put up someone i personally agree with 100% of the time! extremism in defense of idealism is no vice! or something like that!

[gmoney]

Yeah, that'll show him!

By not agreeing with you 100% and FORCING you to vote for Bush, it'll be all KERRY'S fault when the country completely slides into fascism and/or martial law.

That'll show him!

[Ernesto]

1. Nice hook ya bum

sucked me right in..... Now cause of you I'm gonna get stoned. how does that make ya feel?

[Spiffarino]

2. Hail yeah! Urrp.

Dam John Kerry. He don't never think just like me and because I support him he should think just like me I think.

Bastard.

On edit: Went for another PBR

[blondeatlast]

3. Whaaa, he'd be pollin at 'roun' 5 points 'ginst a incumbinn,

wartime president if heyd jes' lissin ta me...

[blondeatlast]

4. Haaaaiiilll you say...

HE IS???

[UpsideDownFlag]

5. those of us who would have preferred dean or kucinich

are biting our tongues, because we know that Kerry has been slipping up, but we cant criticize him lest we be accused of stepping out of line. Im not voting for Kerry, im voting against W. I wish i wasn't that underwhelmed about kerry, but so be it.

[Radical Activist]

6. Kerry is more liberal than Dean anyway

but I see you're point. Kerry was always the guy in the primary that didn't piss me off but didn't get me excited either. He's just kind of there. Maybe that's the safe route this time, but I think we passed up a great chance to elect a liberal President this year.

[UpsideDownFlag]

7. kerry's "more liberal"ness is a RW talking point.

as far as i am concerned, he is way to similar to every other washinton politician.

[Radical Activist]

9. It's also true

Didn't you see the post where Dean was recently quoted as saying he thought he represented the centrist wing of the Democratic Party? I guess all the "democratic wing of the Democratic Party" Paul Wellstone stuff was just of the liberal primary audiences.
Dean's actual record as Governor was not liberal at all and he would have moved back to the center during the general just as fast as Kerry did.

[JohnKleeb]

10. of course he was

Kerry has a near simliar record to Teddy Kennedy, he doesnt show it but he was way more liberal than Dean, try looking beyond IWR please, and you'll find Kerry is quite possibly one of the best out there, now I wanted DK too but Kerry was a good compromised pick.

[MoonRiver]

8. Yeah, life's a bitch and then you die.

It'll just be a whole lot sooner under boosh. But for the traumatically and terminally disillusioned I suppose it won't matter that they may be killed in illegal wars for Halliburton; asphyxiated by pollution due to lack of governmental regulation; or poisoned by toxins in their foods. Better to be dead than deviate one iota from one's rigid and inviolate principles. :eyes:

[borat sagdiyev]

11. Why exagerate?

I haven't seen anyone say that they are going to vote for Bush because Kerry isn't perfect.
We are all democrats so why spit in each other's faces?

[oasis]

12. Four more years of Bush will make those damn Dems in D.C. wake up

and start listening to the 20 percent of progressives that keep them in office. To hell with all this moderate/centrist bull crap. Who cares what the majority of voters want anyway?

[arwalden]

13. Aaaaaa!!! Aaaaaa!!! Aaaaaa!!! -- STOP IT!!! Aaaaaa!!!

Aaaaaa!!!Aaaaaa!!!Aaaaaa!!!

[oasis]

14. Now I need a shot of strong tequila.

[arwalden]

15. That's As Good Of A Reason As Any, I Suppose... :-)

It really is a disturbing photo, isn't it?

-- Allen