"One of the benefits is you get Laura as a first lady for four more years"

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

"I didn't hire him because he was pretty, I hired him because he could get the job done...and he HAS"

"How's he going to pay for these programs? He's gonna tax the rich! Guess what? You can't tax the rich enough! So who's gonna pay for it? YOU are!"

"You can't have a doctor, a patient, and a trial litigator on the same level. My opponent sees it that way...and he put him on the ticket!"

"I want the WORLD eatin' Wisconsin corn and eatin' Wisconsin dairy!"

Bush, earlier this morning, in Wisconsin. Spirited chants of "four more years" at two-minute intervals.



Meanwhile, the dark-haired woman standing directly behind him, to his left, holding up her "W" sign and rocking slowly back and forth, hands clenched in a prayer-like fashion, softly whispering "yes" and nodding every time Bush listed one of the ways he's made the world "better"...just like in a fundamentalist church, except totally lacking the presence of God...

I know it was a hand-picked audience, but is the state of Wisconsin actually buying this?

[Jo March]

1. Of course they are. He's wearing a blue shirt.

I always believe people in blue shirts because they are just like me - hardworking and honest.

[ItsMyParty]

2. Isn't Laura sort of like a groundhog?? She only once in awhile

comes out of her hole and then slinks away back down it. Who the hell even noticed that Ms. Plastic Face existed these last four years????

[soupkitchen]

3. Cheesus loves you

[skygazer]

4. Wow, big benefit

A plastic mannequin for a first lady. And what the hell has he done for farmers that wasn't geared toward ConAgra and the big industrial farming factories?