Bush Daughters to attend Gay Wedding

[0rion]

When Washington-area beautician Erwin Gomez and his longtime partner James Packard celebrate their marital vows with 400 of their closest friends next month, two of Gomez's best customers will probably be in attendance: President Bush's twin daughters, Jenna and Barbara.

Yesterday, the 39-year-old Gomez - a makeup expert for the Elizabeth Arden shop in the D.C. suburb of Chevy Chase, Md. - told Lowdown that the First Twins have become devotees of his popular eyebrow waxes over the past few weeks

Bush Daughters to attend Gay Wedding

[lancdem]

1. Good for them

[SpiralHawk]

2. How perfectly lovely

The girls will be at the wedding, and Daddy AWOL Bush will be out on the hustings stumping for Republican Family Values, as usual.

[AntiCoup2K4]

3. you know what pisses off Junior the most?

The wedding's on September 11th. How DARE those sodomites steal focus from his exploitation of that day for campaign purposes!

[brainshrub]

4. Oh c'mon!

Rove won't let those two within 100 Kilometers of that wedding. Read closer:

"two of Gomez's best customers will probably be in attendance: President Bush's twin daughters,"

That word was put in for sensationalism. We don't even know if they have been invited.

[nostamj]

7. "We don't even know if they have been invited."

uh, no. we do. read the article. they were given an invitation.

[brainshrub]

8. Well, I'll be a moneys uncle.

You're right.

[calico1]

5. It could all be part of the plan you know.

Bush is trying hard to appear "Moderate."

[slappypan]

6. calculated, like everything else

"See, ladies? You can vote for right-wing thugs and still keep your gay friends and your right to have an abortion. The Right Sort of People won't be be affected by religious theocracy, just the commoners."

[WinterStorm]

9. The last few weeks they have been going to the shop?

Don't you get what is going on. Rove is involved in the plan so that * can get the gay votes.

They are not long time customers and someone has told someone else about the wedding. They sent the girls to the shop so that they would become chummy with the hairdresser that was getting married.

They were never a long time customer so why would anyone invite them to their wedding?

Gay Vote :shrug:

[AntiCoup2K4]

10. Does Rove really think gays are that gullible?

besides the LCR's, of course.

[WinterStorm]

12. It depends on how smart someone is

Sexual orientation has nothing to do with someones IQ.

Hopefully it won't make a difference.

[truthspeaker]

11. Hope they ordered enough liquor from the caterer!

[WinterStorm]

13. The twins BYOB all functions

That's what flasks and secret service guys are for :evilgrin:

[Fleshdancer]

14. Good for them...I'm glad they'll have the opportunity to celebrate

the love and unity of two consentual adults.

We like to make fun of the drug and alcohol abuse of the Bush women, but honestly...can we blame them? Could you imagine having W for a father? Barbara for a Grandma??? I would be drunk too.

Seriously though, can we really fault the twins for showing their support for this marriage?

[0rion]

15. The girls undercut Boooosh by doing thier own thing.

Good for them, I'm glad they support same sex unions.

Has Cheney disowned his own daughter yet?