RNC's "Primetime Lineup," 8/30-9/2

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

MONDAY 8/30: NY Mayor Michael Bloomberg, Guiliani, McCain
TUESDAY, 8/31: Pickles, Secretary of Education Rod Paige, Schwarzenegger
WEDNESDAY, 9/1: Lynne Cheney, Evil Dick, Zell Miller
THURSDAY, 9/2: Pataki & Dubya

http://www.gopconvention.com/contents/goplive/primetime/

"Second Group of Speakers added," as follows (days are not specified):

Senator Bill Frist (R-TN)
Senator Elizabeth Dole (R-NC)
Senator Rick Santorum
Senator Sam Brownback
Rep. Dennis Hastert (R-IL).
Lt. Gov. Michael Steele (R-MD)
Rep. Heather Wilson (R-NM)
Rep. Anne Northup (R-KY)
Erika Harold, Miss America 2003

[NMDemDist2]

1. Miss Freaking AMerica???

:wtf:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

2. Yeah, here's the blurb from the web site (same URL):

Erika Harold In September 2002, Erika Harold, a 22-year old representing her home state of Illinois, was crowned Miss America 2003. Erika traveled the country to promote her platform, "Preventing Youth Violence and Bullying: Respect Yourself, Protect Yourself." A role model to millions, Erika shared her personal story as a victim of bullying and violence at a young age. She currently attends Harvard Law School and hopes to pursue a career in public interest law and public policy.

[Thrill]

3. Who is their keynote speaker

.

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

6. Not specified on their Web Site

I couldn't find a "keynote" reference on the Web Site, just the list of speakers as posted.

Here's the front door for their site:

http://www.gopconvention.com/index.shtml

[NMDemDist2]

4. preventing bullies? wow she'll have her work cut out for her at the RNC

hahahahah

[goclark]

9. Bingo! Ericka is African American

Very pretty. Seems nice from the write up.
Will she turn all African Americans in the direction of Bush - NOT!

http://pageantrymagazine.com/a03missamhomecoming.html

[hang a left]

5. Now that's not what I heard.

canuckybee (71 posts) Wed Aug-18-04 03:56 PM
Original message
RNC Schedule


Republican National Convention Schedule
New York, NY

6:00 PM Opening Prayer, led by the Rev. Jerry Falwell
6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance
6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)
6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing
6:46 PM Seminar #1: Getting your kid a military deferment
7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong
7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries
7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury, it's what's for dinner
8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next
8:10 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh
8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your children
8:30 PM Roundtable discussion on reproductive rights (MEN only)
8:50 PM Seminar #2: Corporations: the government of the future
9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "I Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"
9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong
9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: the real cause of forest fires
9:30 PM Break for secret meetings
10:00 PM Second prayer, led by Cal Thomas
10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy
10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration: How to squint and talk macho
10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark deer-in-headlights stare
10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt
10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of black Republicans
10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong
10:50 PM Seminar #3: Education: a drain on our nation's economy
11:10 PM Hilary Clinton Piñata
11:20 PM Second John Ashcroft Lecture: Evolutionists: the dangerous new cult

11:30 PM Call EMTs to revive Rush Limbaugh again
11:35 PM Blame Clinton
11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies
11:50 PM Closing Prayer, led by Jesus Himself
12:00 AM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

7. Damn, that one is "Onion-worthy"...

FUNNY stuff.

:toast:

[Leilani]

8. Hysterical!!!!

That is terrific...Love it!

[goclark]

10. How can I keep my eyelids open?

This is the most boring group of people I have ever seen!

Where is the magic?

Surely not Lynne Cheney

Not Elizabeth Dole


I am asleep already

:boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring: :boring:

[Bush_Eats_Beef]

11. Hey...I just found the list of "entertainers"...

Michael W. Smith: "Christian" singer.

Daniel Rodriquez: A former New York City police officer, Daniel Rodriguez is nicknamed "America's Beloved Tenor."

Daize Shayne: unknown singer who also models and works as an on-mike personality for ESPN, Fox Sports and others.

Ron Silver (actor)

The Gatlin Brothers (country)

Elisabeth Hasselbeck: a participant on the popular second edition of the Survivor game show, Survivor: The Australian Outback, and a co-host of ABC's daytime talk show The View.

Sara Evans: (NOTE from Bush_Eats_Beef: Evans is a country singer and a hard-core HANNITY GIRL).



Dana Glover: Glover sang and wrote the lyrics and part of the music for "It Is You I Have Loved A ll Along," from the "Shrek" soundtrack.

http://www.gopconvention.com/contents/newsroom/releases/081204.shtml

[Yavin4]

12. Um, I Thought You Said Entertainers

The Gaitlin Brothers? Sure, if this was 1979.

Elisabeth Hasselbeck? Being on "Survivor", does not make you an entertainer. Sorry.

Daize Shayne. I watch ESPN religiously. I've never seen nor heard of her.

[Piperay]

14. Yeah, what is Elizabeth from Survivor

going to do as a performer eat a disgusting bug or something like that since she is apparently swallowing all that repug bullshit. x(

[Guaranteed]

16. LOL nt

[fujiyama]

17. Apparently

Elizabeth is a member of that annoying show with Barbara Walters, "The View".

My mom watches that crap and told me she's annoying as hell...a RW idiot basically.

[Democat]

18. What about Britney Spears?

I thought she was going to be one of their entertainers?

[Yavin4]

13. I Think Lynne Cheaney Will Be Reading Passages From Her...

Lesbian erotic novel.

[Guaranteed]

15. Zell is speaking.

Just too much.