BREAKING: Kerry Started Vietnam War as part of MASTER PLAN

[A_Possum]

Larry Thurlow today accused John Kerry of being the person who faked the torpedo attack by North Vietnamese PT boats on the USS Maddox, a destroyer located in the international waters of the Tonkin Gulf, in order to force Congress to vote to go to war in 1964 against the North Vietnamese.

"Kerry wrote the report himself," Thurlow charged. "It was all a lie. He also faked Yale, which is no more than a Hollywood set, in order to give himself an alibi."

Asked why Kerry would go to so much effort, including faking the entire campus of a college founded in 1791, Thurlow said that Kerry had been planning this since his mother's ancestors, the Forbes family, arrived in New England during the Colonial Era. "It's part of his Master Plan," Thurlow raged. "He's always wanted to be President."

When asked if it was possible that Kerry had wanted to be president as long ago as the Colonial era, noted history professor Jerome Corsi said it was just Kerry's word against Thurlow's, and there was no way to tell for sure.

A Bush campaign spokesman denied that Yale had been a Hollywood set when George W. Bush attended the university. "It materialized out of the vapor just before President Bush arrived on campus," he said. "And we would never question the fake diploma Kerry got, or suggest in any way that he took this country into a war by misrepresenting the evidence."

Polls show that the Yale-Tonkin Gulf scandal, and the revelation of the full extent of Kerry's Master Plan to become President, has angered veterans of World Wars I and II and earlier conflicts. "This is so sickening and disgusting," said Cyrus T. Smith, a confederate veteran of the Battle of Bull Run, who personally received a medal from Robert E. Lee. "This kind of thing makes all our wars look fake!"

Reported by Candy Crow

[aint_no_life_nowhere]

1. Kerry arranged to have George Bush get inducted into the Guard

And Kerry took George Bush's place in Vietnam, depriving George of the chance to get his own medals and to show his own stuff.

[CarolynEC]

2. I just broke a nail while typing. Damn you, John Kerry!!! (n/t)

[NEDem]

3. Kerry was secretly involed in the planning

of the entire vietnam war, just so that he could pretend to graduate from Yale and then go over and be heroic. It's all coming into focus now.

I think at some point his connection to Dr. Evil just might come to light, we should all be very nervous.