If Jesus Christ endorsed John Kerry

[LoisMustDie]

Would Rush Limbaugh call for a boycott of Christianity?

[DemBones DemBones]

1. Don't know but Bill O'Reilly probably would.

Welcome to DU! :hi:

[jeff30997]

2. So you think that good ole JC don't endorse Kerry?

[LoisMustDie]

6. So you think that good ole JC don't endorse Kerry

That's a tough one.. God keeps talking to bush and telling him what to do.. but kids tend to rebel against their parents..

I'm thinking JC would hold to his party line and vote Kerry.

[Arcturus]

10. That's not Gold talking to Bush.

That's an old waffle that Jenna tossed up there.

[kikiek]

3. They'd be yelling crucify him..again!

[NewHampshireDem]

4. Faux would get Pilate on to talk about how Jesus can't be trusted:

"He is a criminal after all. Look at what his own people say about him."

[kikiek]

12. Very funny too. Love good humor

[fujiyama]

5. They'd call Jesus

a homo tree huggin hippie freak.

Cheney'd be yelling about Jesus being too "sensitive" and "compassionate".

[NewHampshireDem]

7. "The men who beheaded Daniel Berg would like us to

'turn the other cheek.' The murderers who killed 3000 Americans on September 11th would like us to turn the other cheek. Well, Jesus, I say this to you: Go fuck yourself. ... Now I feel better."

[PA Democrat]

8. Lol! Do you watch Family Guy?

They made fun of Bush on that show a bunch of times.

[frylock]

9. jesus inflicted those wounds himself..

he knew one day he might be nominated as the Messiah.

[kikiek]

11. Funny funny funny

[deutsey]

13. Limbaugh would say a cavorter of prostitutes

has endorsed Kerry.

Limbaugh would have also been among those at the foot of the cross mocking the crucified Jesus, in my opinion.

[KittyWampus]

14. Maybe, But The Athiests On DU Would Probably End Up Voting Nader

:evilgrin:

[NewHampshireDem]

17. Do athiests believe in miracles?

'Cause you'd have to to vote for Ralph.

[genius]

15. Hasn't he? The Pope said it was okay to vote "pro-choice"

Not that the Pope speaks for Jesus. But honestly, which candidate is more closely following the teachings of Christ? Besides, the Pope could always be right about Bush being the Anti-Christ.

[kodi]

16. he would criticize the jews for trying to control politics

.