I'm ready to preview the Swift Boats new commercial debuting tomorrow

[CatWoman]

after watching MSNBC tonight.

The new commerical will accuse Kerry of intentionally shooting himself in order to obtain three separate wounds, giving him three separate purple hearts -- thereby setting himself up as a war hero while at the same time getting an accelerated out of VietNam.

[Rowdyboy]

1. You're joking, right...? Come on, you're not serious are you?

That would be SOOOOO fucking ffunny, coming on the heels of the NYT expose of the swift boat liars.

Midori, please don't get my hopes up unless you're serious.

[CatWoman]

4. I'm serious. Mark my words.

There wasn’t much time to reflect —Countdown was to start about 20 minutes later— but the question formed quickly in my mind. “An ‘early out’? What the hell does he mean by that?”

The answer magically appeared moments later: “The Swift Boat Veterans For Truth” are going to steer the Kerry-Shot-Himself flotsam into the mainstream media.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/5445086/

[Rowdyboy]

8. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

These people are nearly as stupid as we think they are. I look forward to it with great anticipation!

Thanks for the heads-up, Cat. I'm ready to go to bed now, just so I can wake up and see their ad tomorrow!

[troublemaker]

2. With Arlen Specter's help he could have gotten 3 wounds from one bullet

(Inside enough?)

[Ohio Dem]

3. Three, hell. Seven at least.

Wasn't it seven?

[buycitgo]

5. no....from a freep thread linked here:

one wound was RICE blowback from a grenade dropped in a basket

the other was ricochet from a grenade launcher off a rock

that's what you'll see

idiotic Michelle Malkin thought her superficial cram of the daily talking points memo would serve her against tweetster, as they almost always do, but he wasn't buying

had ONeill been there, he'd have known what to say

not that CM will have him back again, I hope, cause he's gotten better, smoother, anyway, when he's given the breathing time he does NOT deserve

[jean]

6. yes-Thurlow said it was a "Master Plan" to get medals and get out of VN

[iwantmycountryback]

7. This is probably right

I'm hoping they do say that, because they are going to get fucking NAILED. It's gonna be sweet. I also hope Bush continues to not denounce these proven liars. It's only to his detriment.

[Ohio Dem]

9. Yeah, if this their Willy Horton, I'm feeling pretty good.

Everybody I talk to, including some pubs, thinks this is rather pathetic.