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troublemaker Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:00 PM
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Best Malkin slam yet
I can't stop laughing. (Alcoa better buy Malkin off before she gives tinfoil a bad name.)
Name: Charles Pierce
Hometown: Newton, MA

...You get up there on a national television show and you say without a shred of proof that a decorated war veteran inflicted his own wounds. (By now, I'm sure she's crawfishing, saying she meant he did it to himself accidentally. Yeah, whatever. Go out and buy a new armband or something.) This doesn't make you "controversial" or "colorful." This makes you nuts. This makes you the kind of person that newspapers leave sitting in the foyer in a tinfoil hat, waiting to see an editor who's been ducking your calls for a decade, and listening to the messages from Neptune through the fillings in your teeth. This makes you the kind of person who staples manifestos to the telephone poles in Central Square. It ought to disqualify you forever from the company of serious people, and from the society of the decent ones. And even with that, hell, you can still get a job with Fox.

http://msnbc.msn.com/id/3449870/
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flamingyouth Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:01 PM
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1. "This makes you nuts"
LOL. Yeah. :D
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A_Possum Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:04 PM
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2. Put that guy on the Kerry ad campaign!
He's got quite a talent for prose.

Beautiful.
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Philostopher Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 11:15 PM
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13. Hell, yeah, he does --
Edited on Fri Aug-20-04 11:17 PM by nownow
that's Eric Alterman! He's been on The Daily Show several times this campaign season, he's a regular columnist for The Nation. He's one of the best left-wing pundits in the business. Love that guy.


On edit -- oops! Sorry -- that may have been quoted in Alterman's column, not actually written by him, my bad. I won't delete it, though, to cover my mistake -- Alterman really is one of the best guys we have writing on the left.
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canuckybee Donating Member (382 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:06 PM
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3. Thank you Thank you Thank you
That was wonderful ! "And even with that, hell, you can still get a job with Fox." Take that biatch !
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iwantmycountryback Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:07 PM
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4. HAHA Great stuff
Get that man over here.
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SayitAintSo Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:10 PM
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5. Oh that was a thing of beauty....n/t
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Fridays Child Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:12 PM
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6. Hey, Charles! Get over here and give us a hug!
:grouphug:
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wtmusic Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:12 PM
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7. This is classic -- from the same page
Malkin is "a rising young harpy with the face of a stewardess and the analytical skills of a tack hammer, although possessed of considerably less charm."

:toast:
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vivalarev Donating Member (503 posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:15 PM
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8. This gets you blacklisted!!!!
this bitch ass whore is done...over...gone!!! im thanking god for this one tonite...this whore is dead in the water.
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TreasonousBastard Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:37 PM
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9. That page is a riot...
I'm peeing my pants and I'm only 1/4 of the way down:

"I sometimes think God invented Ann Coulter to ensure that other countries made no mistake about just what a lunatic political culture we have. It would be one thing if she were on the street, handing out mimeographs of the messages she receives through the fillings in her teeth where she belongs. Instead she is celebrated by USA Today, The New York Times, The New York Observer, Time Magazine, and a whole bevy of cable TV talk show hosts… (Speaking of which, hey Mr. Scarborough, are you really going to welch on a lousy 165 bucks? I would expect that kind of thing from O’Reilly, but…)"
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zulchzulu Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:50 PM
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10. Malkin should flame out and do a 1000 person porn gang-bang
She sucks. This way, she could prove she really sucks.
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Mz Pip Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 10:56 PM
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11. The face of a stewardess
and the analytical skills of a tack hammer...

ROTFLMAO. Got her number, big time.

MzPip
:dem:
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blue neen Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 11:11 PM
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12. Thanks for that!
Edited on Fri Aug-20-04 11:13 PM by neen
OHH, that was SO effective (and amusing).

Can we all fly up to MA and buy Charles a beer?
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Bluebear Donating Member (1000+ posts) Send PM | Profile | Ignore Fri Aug-20-04 11:22 PM
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14. "While Michelle popped her eyeballs"
I guess she did!
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