John McCain called me this morning.

[saltpoint]

He wanted to get my take on his veep choice.

I heard Cindy in the background, Saran-wrapping the left-over take-home sauerkraut from the German restaurant yesterday there in Columbus.

McCain came right to the point and asked me who he should choose for the vice presidential ticket.

I told him to choose Franklin Graham.

He said he'd consider it.

[sui generis]

1. take-home sauerkraut

it's not just for breakfast anymore

[saltpoint]

2. LOL!

[babylonsister]

3. Coulda been the roll mops he snuck out, or the

cream puffs? Next thing you know, Cindy will come out with a recipe of her very own.

:hi:

[saltpoint]

5. Yep. That Cindy's a damn wizard in the kitchen, let me tell ya!

:hi:

[EnviroBat]

4. Jeebus! Was that pus-bag really here in Columbus yesterday?

I thought I smelled feces, an old wafting around in the air...

[saltpoint]

6. There's a report that McCain was in Columbus, but I have a feeling

he drew fewer people at the German restaurant than Obama drew in Germany.

[EnviroBat]

8. Never hear a single thing about him being here.

Wasn't "news-worthy"...

:rofl:

[kimbo fleiss]

7. Cindy is in Africa this week with the ONE campaign....

Maybe you heard his mistress?

[saltpoint]

9. ! Coulda been -- somebody was wrapping SOMETHING.

Maybe the funeral parlor people wee fitting him for a coffin lining or something...?

[raebrek]

10. Repugs don't eat left overs.

There, I debunked your story. :)

Raebrek!!!

[saltpoint]

11. That's probably true. Another distortion by the LIBERAL MEDIA!

[Barack_America]

12. Cindy doesn't touch Saran Wrap; it's bad for the acrylics...

That was the help you heard.

[Bake]

13. Did he ask you if YOU wanted the job?

:rofl:

Bake

[saltpoint]

14. He did. But I told him I was too busy celbrating the success of The Surge

to get involved.

[SwampG8r]

15. he called me yesterday

i considered it but only because i still think he will not be on the ticket and if i was his VP i would move up to the top spot
but then i thought about what i would have to give up to be the GOP nominee

my morals
my self respect
my human decency
my soul
my frank zappa collection

up until zappa i was with the program
i mean im not made of stone you know?
but give up my zappa?
no fucking way ever

[saltpoint]

16. Absolutely. The Zappa collection stays, end of story.

LOL!

[SwampG8r]

17. true enough

and i havent used any of the other stuff since i became management anyway

[mloutre]

18. I understand that if you shrink-wrap the GOP candidate he'll keep for weeks in the fridge.

[saltpoint]

19. I'd be afraid that Republican toxicity would leak thru and

contaminate all the other food, though.

Call me a worry-wort.

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