Ridiculous McCain Photo Repository Thread

[Barack_America]

All right folks, let's consolidate the hilariousness here. He's been giving us a lot to laugh at lately, so let's not forget the moments that were. *cue "Memories"*


Here's my first submission:



Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. makes a campaign stop to talk with small business leaders, Thursday, July 24, 2008, at the Schmidt's Restaurant and Banquet Haus in Columbus, Ohio. At left is Dan Young, owner of Youngs Jersey Dairy. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)


With big props to the Philly Inquirer for putting this gem on today's front page!
http://www.philly.com/inquirer/front_page/

[Barack_America]

1. "Property of 41--Hands Off!"

Oh yeah, Obama is totally the elitist!



In this Monday, July 21, 2008 file photo, Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., and former President George H.W. Bush, right, arrive by golf cart for a news conference at the Bush family home in Kennebunkport, Maine. If the image campaign means anything, it's been a tough week for the Republican presidential candidate. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

[Buck Rabbit]

9. Hey look the're shooting a remake of "Grumpy Old Men" should be a hoot.

"Hands off my cart" and "Stay off my grass!"

[Barack_America]

2. Dairy Delights!

"My friends, the ironic thing is that I can't even eat cheese anymore...it backs me up".





Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz.,speaks at a news conference in King's Supermarket in Bethlehem, Pa., Wednesday, July 23, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

[Barack_America]

20. Alternate caption: "If you don't get that camera off the left side of my face...

You're going to get slapped!"

[Number23]

31. Wow.

If that picture doesn't scream "This is the beginning of the end!!!!!" then NOTHING does.....

[Barack_America]

3. McCain's #1...(read: ONLY)...fan in Germany!

Mr. Umbrella Bizarre Half-beard!



A supporter of U.S. Republican presidential candidate Senator John McCain stands in front of the hotel of Democratic presidential candidate Senator Barack Obama in Berlin July 24, 2008. (Michael Dalder/Reuters)

[Barack_America]

4. McCain and Dick outside the Fudge Haus!

Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., holds a box of fudge handed to him by the owner of Schmidt's Fudge Haus, Tim Dick, in Columbus, Ohio, Thursday, July 24, 2008. With McCain at right is Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)



Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., with Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., right, speaks during a news conference in front of Schmidt's Fudge Haus in Columbus, Ohio, Thursday, July 24, 2008.

[DainBramaged]

5. Why does McSame look so LUMPY in this picture?????

[Barack_America]

12. Well, it does capture a rare glimpse of the left side of his face...

That's his post-melanoma, lumpy side, which he usually tries to hide.

Maybe that's it?

:shrug:

[Mz Pip]

6. John McCain Wears a Bib

My favorite

[K Gardner]

10. OMG.. someone should change the logo on that :-)

[JaneQPublic]

22. Hope they served him his usual pureed, low sodium meal (nt)

[mindfulNJ]

7. This is a good one:

With any luck this will be the look on his face on Nov. 5 :)

[TK421]

26. If head-veins could talk...this one would be screaming "Let me out of this shithole"!!!!!

[Barack_America]

8. Covered in trollop juice...OH NOES!

Lipstick is wiped from the face of Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., by his wife Cindy McCain after she kissed him during a town hall-style meeting at the Denver Center for the Performing Arts in Denver, Monday, July 7, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

[Barack_America]

11. All ur brainz r belong to ME!

And give me ur hard candy too!



Republican presidential candidate Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz. gestures to the crowd as he makes a campaign stop at the F.M. Kirby Center in Wilkes-Barre, Pa., Wednesday, July 23, 2008. (AP Photo/Carolyn Kaster)

[Indenturedebtor]

14. LOL that's a keeper right there! n/t

[TK421]

27. IMHOTEP..... IMHOTEP.... IMHOTEP!!!!!!!

[TexasObserver]

13. he's as nutty as a fruitcake!!

[Barack_America]

15. Videos too!

When applesauce attacks!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GayO4pc8S_A

[QueenOfCalifornia]

16. McCrazy

"Mmmmmm, smells like monkey!"


What? No flag pin on the lapel??? Why does McCain HATE AMERICA?


"I forgot to take my Beano damnit."


McBush with McMonkey - No lapel pin again


"This microphone is defective damnit!"

[Barack_America]

17. That last one in particular is a classic!

:thumbsup:

[Fleshdancer]

18. big floppy hat time:

and my favorite political LOLZ:

[Barack_America]

29. I had forgotten about his Doctor Moreau pics!

Thanks!

[VenusRising]

19. Only one thing keeps popping into my head when I see the OP picture.

***JAZZ HANDS!!***

[EnviroBat]

21. Photo Caption:

"I loaded up that diaper THIS MUCH"!

[SoCalDem]

23. "Baby" book

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=389x3662094

[Barack_America]

24. Spectacular!

So many LOLs!

Here's another one for "pets"



Why do they look so damned suspicious of that cute little dog?

[Lisa0825]

25. Here's a few...

[mythyc]

28. so ... many ... to.... chose ..... from

[DainBramaged]

30. McSame grasps the new blue-hair cellular headset

9thanks to Crooks and Liars)