World's oldest joke traced back to ancient Sumerians...

[Wetzelbill]

It was when a young John McCain was running for leader of the city-state Lippar, and they were nearing war with their rival Eridu, and at a Town Hall event McCain sang "Bomb bomb bomb bomb bomb, Eridu."

Images of him doing it were chiseled into stone tablets known as "YuToobs" and disseminated across the country where voters concluded that he was a dangerous moron.

World's oldest joke traced back to 1900 BC
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080731/lf_nm_life/britain_joke_dc

[sakabatou]

1. *rim shot*

[Wetzelbill]

2. I am here to entertain

:)

[jakem]

3. try the veal!

[Wetzelbill]

8. Take my wife....PLEASE

[KansDem]

4. "Good evening Ladies and what will be known as 'germs' in the 19th century..." (nt)

[Wetzelbill]

6. lol

Nicely done!

[grantcart]

5. I was hoping that somebody was going to explain his 'rape' joke

very funny

[Wetzelbill]

7. You can't explain McCain

Not even his own campaign knows what to do with the guy half the time.

[grantcart]

11. watch this and try not to laugh and you could get a hernia

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iqKaU2fZkAc&feature=related

[Wetzelbill]

15. That, oh I couldn't even reply to you it's so funny nt

[treestar]

9. While voting against providing bigger shields for the troops

Claiming it was fine because back when he fought the Greeks, he did without them.

[Wetzelbill]

14. that's awesome

:rofl:

[blondeatlast]

10. "It's been repeated brazillions of times since--thanks, folks; be kind to your waiters and watresses

and tell your friends I'll be here all week..."

[baldguy]

12. I thought McCain was from Panama?

[Wetzelbill]

13. He says that

He's kind of like the dude in Highlander. He has a cover story for every century that he's lived in.