Jeb Bush is not going to the GOP Convention because:

[zulchzulu]

Poll question: Jeb Bush is not going to the GOP Convention because:

[cynatnite]

1. Hmmmmmm

I was hoping for an 'all of the above' choice.


Cyn:)

[zulchzulu]

4. I took your advice

Thankarama duderino!

[Lefty48197]

2. He's wanted for questioning in the Noel Bush, al Qaeda, La Cosa Nostra

conspiracy?

[NewYorkerfromMass]

3. Because several million Americans (incl. many New Yorkers)

know he stole the election along with his hench wench.

[DemWitch]

5. Because 6 million New Yorkers would send Jebbie

home with a dimpled and dangling chad for what he did in 2000.

[The Velveteen Ocelot]

6. Jeb has always been resentful

because Poppy liked George better.

[zulchzulu]

7. Chimpy ruined it for Jebby

If Chimpy had lost the 2000 Election (oh, wait, he did...), Jeb might have been able to run this year or in 2008.

He's screwed now.

[Cronus Protagonist]

8. Daddy doesn't want to lose the drunk and his favorite at the same bombing?

Just a thought.

:tinfoilhat:

[Green Lantern]

9. Jeb

will be too busy punching out all those chad for the big event in Nov. (with Harris gone, who else will do it?)

[Endangered Specie]

10. Election Rigging is a 24/7 job... no time for breaks.

[Nordic]

11. he's busying hiding those 138 "missing" bodies from the hurricane

I have yet to see anyone explain where all those missing people went.

[fujiyama]

12. None of the above

Jeb has more important business to attend to -- namely making sure the plan to steal the state is on track.

[NV1962]

13. Other: Bloomberg won't have it

Jeb's frothing army of cubanos locos tearing up the streets of NYC in citywide gunfights, riots and wreaking general mayhem with the local mobsters doesn't make good PR during the convention!