obama should pick jesus as his running mate

[Gato Moteado]

he'll instantly steal all the fundies from mccain.

the bumper stickers will say ** OBAMA/CHRIST '08 **

that would be so cool!

i imagine mccain will then select charlie crist (McCAIN/CRIST '08) to try to trick the fundies to come back.

[polichick]

1. Nah - the fundies would assassinate Jesus. They hate peace and love hippies.

[Kittycat]

3. Took my words...

The other day someone joked about this - I added that the conservative strung Jesus up on the cross - so no luck.

[Gato Moteado]

8. good point

nt

[Lucinda]

2. "...mccain will then select charlie crist (McCAIN/CRIST '08) to try to trick the fundies..."

:rofl:

[book_worm]

4. the biggest misconception is that fundies love Jesus. They hate his message. Fundies are old

testament folks. If he selected Moses or somebody like that then maybe a few might defect to Obama.

[Motown_Johnny]

5. Jesus??? sounds like an illegal immigrant name (to repugs)

[JustAnotherGen]

7. Your right!

:-) I have a friend named Jesus. Seriously - or - they pronounce it the way my friend Jesus does - as 'a-suse'

[Gato Moteado]

10. my taxi driver is named jesus

nt

[JustAnotherGen]

6. Oh dear!

:rofl:

As lovely as it sounds - the bigots heads will explode! :rofl:

A bi-racial man AND a Jewish man from the Middle East running for the white house? :rofl:

[BlooInBloo]

9. Uh... no he wouldn't steal fundies from McCain... the fundies would just turn on jesus. Durr.

[scheming daemons]

11. The question is... would this be a "slight" to the PUMAs?

[Erin Elizabeth]

12. I actually know who he's going to pick:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eBGIQ7ZuuiU

[JustAnotherGen]

13. OMG!

:rofl:

Rick Astley! Classic! :rofl:

[Erin Elizabeth]

15. You got Rick Rolled.

I NEARLY posted that as its own thread, but figured it would get locked.

[underpants]

14. The RW attack machine would nail him to a wall

[flvegan]

16. Jesus CAN'T deliver like Hillary can!!1!

*insert totally bonkers reasoning here*

[Booster]

17. Jesus would scare the shit out of the fundies.

[Ichingcarpenter]

18. Could Jesus win the American Jewish vote?

How would he poll with Italian voters? Doesn't Jesus have a hidden gay back ground problem, hanging around and sleeping with 12 men? I see major problems all around.