I keep humming the old Joe Walsh song "Life's Been Good" today

[DefenseLawyer]

"I've got a mansion, forget the price. Ain't never been there, they tell me it's nice."

[LSparkle]

1. LOL! Now I'M going to have that earworm for the rest of the day

But that's not such a bad thing -- I always liked that song.

[Bluebear]

2. "I have a conscience, pay for it all..."

[Justyce]

3. Oooh, good one, very fitting. And much better than

that damned JG Wentworth jingle I can't get out of my head - LOL.

[liberal N proud]

4. The John McMansions version...

I have mansions but forget how many
Ain't never been there, they tell me they're nice
I live in hotels, tear out the walls
I have accountants pay for it all

They say I'm crazy but I have a have a good time
I'm just looking for clues at the scene of the crime
Life's been good to me so far

My Lear-Jet does fly the sky
I lost my license, now I don't drive
I have a limo, ride in the back
I lock the doors in 'cause we'll be attacked

Lucky I'm sane after all I've been through
You know a former POW
I can't complain but sometimes I still do
Life's been good to me so far



I go to parties sometimes until four PM
It's hard to leave when you can't find the door
It's tough to handle this fortune and fame
Everybody's so different, I haven't changed my depends

They say I'm lazy but it takes all my time
I keep on goin' guess I'll never know why
Life's been good to me so far